Blizzard: Glad you could make it, Nostalrius.
Nostalrius: Watch your tone with me, Blizzard. You may have legal copyright power above me, but I'm still your superior as a popular legacy server.
Blizzard: As if I could forget. Listen, Nostalrius, there's something about the server you should know.
Blizzard: Oh no. It's too late. The Chinese are win-trading and the GM team are behind a gold scam. They may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn a profit.
Nostalrius: What?
Blizzard: This entire server must be purged.
Nostalrius: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way!
Blizzard: Damn it, Nostalrius. As your future legacy server provider, I order you to purge this server!
Nostalrius: You are not my legacy server provider yet, Blizzard. Nor would I obey that command even if you were!
Blizzard: Then I must consider this an act of copyright infringement.
Nostalrius: Copyright infringement? Have you lost your mind, Blizzard?
Blizzard: Have I? Nostalrius WoW server, by my right of intellectual property and sovereignty of the United States copyright laws, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your Game Masters from service.
Players: Blizzard, you can't just--
Blizzard: It's done! Those of you who have the will to play the Legion expansion, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Nostalrius: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Blizzard.
Blizzard: Players?
Players: I'm sorry, Blizzard. I can't watch you do this
