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Top 5 gay weapons.
« on: June 05, 2014, 11:38:12 am »
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Well, lets be honest, every class in crpg is a gay... But there is more or less gay weapons.
So the idea of this thread, is to knew wich weapon is most gay in this game.
My top 5 is:
1: danish \ german gayswords. because its the most easy, and op weapon. special ability - backpedaling. = most popular 2h.
2: Rus bow. op both vs ranged and infantry.
3: Arbalest. the only reason why arba 3rd but not 2nd is - for me, i use arba mostly to hunt down archers and cav but this is noble task.
4: Any cav. Cav is not at first place only because it require some skill.
5: One hands with big thrust dmg.

Type ure top 5 here. (with expanation only please)

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2014, 11:42:22 am »
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Arabian Cavalry Sword
Arabian Cavalry Sword
Arabian Cavalry Sword
Arabian Cavalry Sword
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2014, 12:07:43 pm »
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1. Steel bolts
2. Tatar arrows
3. Bodkin arrows
4. Heavy throwing axes
5. Throwing Lances

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2014, 12:50:33 pm »
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Well, lets be honest, every class in crpg is a gay... But there is more or less gay weapons.
So the idea of this thread, is to knew wich weapon is most gay in this game.
My top 5 is:
1: danish \ german gayswords. because its the most easy, and op weapon. special ability - backpedaling. = most popular 2h.
2: Rus bow. op both vs ranged and infantry.
3: Arbalest. the only reason why arba 3rd but not 2nd is - for me, i use arba mostly to hunt down archers and cav but this is noble task.
4: Any cav. Cav is not at first place only because it require some skill.
5: One hands with big thrust dmg.

Type ure top 5 here. (with expanation only please)
1. [N]o! Longsword, Katana, heavy bastard, miaodao are better(speed ftw) D:
2. yup
3. exactly
4. yup
5. yup but also some strange weapons such as gay-mace spathovaklion and steel pick (invisible, pretty high dmg and speed)
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2014, 01:00:09 pm »
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Any weapon that kills me ...
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2014, 01:07:37 pm »
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1. Any bow
2. Any knockdown weapon
3. Glaive
4. Arabian cav sword (well just any 1h on horseback, guess ACS is the most common one)
5. Donkey
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2014, 01:11:45 pm »
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1/ Arabian Cavalry sword
2/ Great Lance
3/ Elite scimitar
4/ Any knockdown weapon with 8 PS
5/ All nomad bows.

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2014, 01:16:37 pm »
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1)Dadao
2)Throwing Spear
3)Arbalest
4)Rus Bow
5)Tatar arrows
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2014, 01:25:15 pm »
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Well, lets be honest, every class in crpg is a gay... But there is more or less gay weapons.
So the idea of this thread, is to knew wich weapon is most gay in this game.
My top 5 is:
1: danish \ german gayswords. because its the most easy, and op weapon. special ability - backpedaling. = most popular 2h.
2: Rus bow. op both vs ranged and infantry.
3: Arbalest. the only reason why arba 3rd but not 2nd is - for me, i use arba mostly to hunt down archers and cav but this is noble task.
4: Any cav. Cav is not at first place only because it require some skill.
5: One hands with big thrust dmg.

Type ure top 5 here. (with expanation only please)

1/ No, they are fairly easy to see, not too fast, and if you havent managed to deal with backpeddlers by 2014 you are doing it wrong. They are disusting but easily counterable, just press your S key for a second, and they realise that they are 300 metres from you and come back again. Repeat untill they rage and come at you hard, then kill them because they are scrubs.
2/No, rus bow less dangerous and annoying than any bow below it in the list. The higher on the list of bow prices, the less effective and scary they are to face.
3/No, sure its gay to be 1shot, but crossbows 1 shot to the face and can get 3 shots off to the arbalests 1. Also arbamolesters cannot run as fast as those crossbow my old friendgits, so at least u can smash the little cunt. Last thing you see of crossbow users is their Nike running shoes as they turn a corner, 300 metres down the street.
4/ Cav not too bad, untill you get to the guys who are bump-couching. yes, first the bump, then a couch... explain how, I cannot.
5/ Yeah, 1h stab was ruined, now its harder to actually land because everycunt is trying it all day. Was better before when you had to stab under you own left armpit, it worked well did loads of damage and noone blocked it.
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2014, 01:27:39 pm »
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1.arabian cav sword
2. any Great sword
3.longsword
4. Bar mace
5, bodkin arrows

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2014, 01:54:47 pm »
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Well, lets be honest, every class in crpg is a gay... But there is more or less gay weapons.
So the idea of this thread, is to knew wich weapon is most gay in this game.
My top 5 is:
1: danish \ german gayswords. because its the most easy, and op weapon. special ability - backpedaling. = most popular 2h.
2: Rus bow. op both vs ranged and infantry.
3: Arbalest. the only reason why arba 3rd but not 2nd is - for me, i use arba mostly to hunt down archers and cav but this is noble task.
4: Any cav. Cav is not at first place only because it require some skill.
5: One hands with big thrust dmg.

Type ure top 5 here. (with expanation only please)

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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2014, 02:02:25 pm »
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5. Donkey
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2014, 02:15:12 pm »
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Donkey hater gonna Donkey hate...

Donkey best thing ingame at the moment. If they make Maul usable from donkeyback your all gonna shit your pants.
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2014, 02:32:08 pm »
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1) Forum Posts
2) Any Cav, except donkey cav
3) Any xbow
4) Bec de Corbin
5) Great Long Axe
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Re: Top 5 gay weapons.
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2014, 03:02:18 pm »
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Nomad Bow
Tatar Bow
Horn Bow
Arabian Cav Sword
Any other melee weapon
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