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[//saxon]

i have a bug to report

i have a main char and it is logged in and everything but on strat is says "You have to select a main char first."
so i cant join my clan or anything fix it please thanks

seems my first ever post was a bug report.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

You'd think my first post would have been shitposting, but you'd be wrong. I was just a dude posting earnest apps to FIDLGB where Sandy was a member. This was right before Frisia was created.

Hey! Uncle Ruckus here, been looking through the thread. What do I have to do here to become a full-fledged dude of FIDLGB?

also this was in a time period when my only character was named "BigUncleRuckus". I rode around on a horse throwing stones at people, and any time I got a kill I would type a racist statement such as "lynched", "you just got MLK'd", et cetera. That was all this game was to me (not much has changed).

It feels nice reflecting on my history on these forums, especially now that I'm just about to hit 1000 renown. I think when I hit 1000 renown I will make a post containing my favorite posts I've ever made, to celebrate the occasion.

[Johammeth]

Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against TaleWorlds.

WHEREAS Two Handed Spam (henceforth "Windshield Wiper") is the only viable way to play the game

AND

WHEREAS Successful Windshield Wipering entails rapid, erratic, hand movements,

AND

WHEREAS Such motion (Windshield Wipering) is a direct cause of arthritis.

THEREFORE

WE THE UNDERSIGNED DEMAND MONETARY COMPENSATION FROM TALEWORLDS on the grounds that the only way to play this competitive game with any degree of success is to Windshield Wipe, thereby causing permanent degenerative damage to the wrist.

SIGNED,

Johammeth.

I new that one day all my internet lame jokery would pay off!!

[Weren]

Oh goody another chance to shamelessly advertise! 

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http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/%28guild%29order-of-staffmen/msg574/#msg574

[Molly]

I took a break from c-rpg for some months and just came back, logged onto my old char (I was so happy to see that it was still there...) and had to acknowledge that my good old thrower was totally pointless. I can't even remember how often I placed 5-6 wardarts perfectly fine into the same guy and he just walks off... that ain't right.
I don't know about the patch cuz I wasn't here but I do know that something is terribly wrong with throwing.
Not even the "stop a horse with a heavy throwing axe" works... what ever was done - it sucks!

It still is

[Macropus]

Re: Solid Builds

Hello guys, I have read a lot of game mechanic here, but im not sure if that info is actually right nowadays. So could you comment my build if I did something extremely wrong? I want to be an ordinary fast archer, also capable in melee with 1h.

Here's my planned build for lvl 30:

 53 hp
Level: 30
 

Attributes (0)
Strength: 18
Agility: 21

Attributes to skills: 0
Skills to attributes: 8

Ironflesh: 0
Power Strike: 3
Shield: 0
Athletics: 7
Riding: 0
Horse Archery: 0
Power Draw: 6
Power Throw: 0
Weapon Master: 7

One Handed: 6 
Two Handed: 1
Polearm: 1
Archery: 163 
Crossbow: 1 
Throwing: 1 

Will 3 PS be enough to defend myself in melee? Though I hope 7 athletics will make me able just to run away from the most enemies, but still...
Im planning to use Horned Bow, 2 packs of arrows and 1h sword or blunt.
So that is... I'll be grateful for any comments.

[Umbra]

FREE UMBRA!

Posted with this account when i got banned with my previous for spamming the forum with gayporn.

[enigmatic_stranger]

25 may, 2010
I killed chadz with stone and got level 2

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[Reyiz]

[Joseph Porta]

Oh goody another chance to shamelessly advertise! 

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http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/%28guild%29order-of-staffmen/msg574/#msg574

You should rebuy a banner slot, I was one of the staffmen aswell.  jolly good banner

[Butan]

Oh goody another chance to shamelessly advertise! 

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http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/%28guild%29order-of-staffmen/msg574/#msg574

very interesting clan, its still open?

[Herezy92]

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My first message was to join ENG, which is the clan where I met most of my non-french cRPG friends 

Aaahhh the ENG clan
Good old times....
memories memories....
oh and... TRAITOR !

[Sniger]

seems to me (and heard from others as well) that ppl with the same banner, gets on the same team.

are you for real, is this a fact?

may i ask why?

c-rpg is only for clan-players?

[NejStark]

Hi, I'm the friend he mentions above. Just install the Tall the Paul version, then open packages for the MaB .app/.exe, go through the simulated windows folders to the packages and stick the cRPG folder in there like he says. Working fine for me, though I have crashed twice and I get a console error that I need to update cRPG when I join a server. Also get a warning that I need to use the cRPG script optimiser, but it all works fine.

Back when I only had a Mac.
heres what it looked like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQQMx54Bl3g

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

lol looks like everything needs a nerf

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