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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2014, 04:06:34 am »
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"Japanese Artist Creates Incredible Stone Sculptures That Defy The Laws Of Physics." Defying the laws of physics is probably the most over-used phrase. Firstly, nothing can really defy the laws of physics, save for a new scientific discovery that may prove our existing laws completely incorrect. But really, please... tell me how sticking a zipper on a rock suddenly breaks science? Cool sculptures nonetheless...

It's not talking about physics, it's just seems to be a metaphor how it is perceived in art.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2014, 05:01:26 am »
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I know that it isn't exactly a scientific journal article, but... why describe art with incorrect scientific assumptions? Is it too hard to just say it looks cool? :P
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2014, 05:33:44 am »
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Finally, an excuse to post my gay polehammery thing.

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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2014, 10:12:29 am »
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Quote from: SMEGMAR on May 20, 2014, 05:33:44 am
Finally, an excuse to post my gay polehammery thing.
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If you made that - thats legit as fuck man!

I will also post my shit then  8-)

i made this a few years ago
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On this
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It used to be sharp but ive used it frequently in the past years. (Yes its a useable tool) to sharpen it I made the cutting blade by 'stroking' the hammer away from the edge, like smearing it into the direction that needs to cut. Afterwards I used this:

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Just spit on it and rub the cutting edge's flat side across it for a smooth finish. (Theres a tactic, but i cant explain in english, missing the vocabulary..
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2014, 06:37:06 pm »
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"On the stick is a representation of San and a Goblin. The goblin is in a fetal position. San is smiling like a Picasso painting."
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2014, 09:59:12 pm »
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Your posts are pure gold, Johammeth. You make your old master weep with satisfaction that he raised such a young squire to become such a pillar of Calradia
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2014, 10:36:08 pm »
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Johammeth you were a big inspiration to me.
Today I found me a nice maple stick. Ecorticate and cut into rough shape it now looks like this.
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I have to admit it turns out to be more club than wooden stick.
But however tomorrow I will try to find me a good carvingknife and loom the shit out of it.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2014, 10:43:08 pm »
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Quote from: Utrakil on May 20, 2014, 10:36:08 pm
Johammeth you were a big inspiration to me.
Today I found me a nice maple stick. Ecorticate and cut into rough shape it now looks like this.
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I have to admit it turns out to be more club than wooden stick.
But however tomorrow I will try to find me a good carvingknife and loom the shit out of it.

Oh man that's a beauty, I'm jealous!
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2014, 11:17:29 pm »
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Quote from: Utrakil on May 20, 2014, 10:36:08 pm
Johammeth you were a big inspiration to me.
Today I found me a nice maple stick. Ecorticate and cut into rough shape it now looks like this.
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I have to admit it turns out to be more club than wooden stick.
But however tomorrow I will try to find me a good carvingknife and loom the shit out of it.


That's not a stick, that's your mom's antique dildo.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2014, 11:24:27 pm »
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Quote from: Tank Burner on May 20, 2014, 11:17:29 pm

That's not a stick, that's your mom's antique dildo.

Is your butt jealous now?
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2014, 01:55:54 am »
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Awesome posts guys.  Love the cave man dildo, the rocks, and all the metalwork.  Someone should use a masterwork stick to carve another masterwork stick....  > . > Not dremel....Unless its a masterwork dremel.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2014, 08:32:30 pm »
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I have loomed my stick today.
It's a +2 now. Maybe I find the time someday to loom it to +3.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2014, 12:23:15 am »
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Quote from: Utrakil on May 21, 2014, 08:32:30 pm
I have loomed my stick today.
It's a +2 now. Maybe I find the time someday to loom it to +3.
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Hmm your stick is of nice wood, did you buy it or just grabbed one from the woods?
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2014, 01:00:05 am »
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It's a fresh cut maple branch. I found it next to a road where municipal workers cut a lot of trees. I past by there the day after I read the OP and had to take it.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2014, 01:37:59 am »
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Dang nice piece of wood, the stuff that lays around here is ussually a bit wet/rotten-ish.
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I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
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