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Kooktar - A tanner. She is married to Jarold. She is the daughter of Rhalzo and Screaming Idiot. She has a clear voice. She likes fox squirrels for their tenacity.
Rather than wearing the garrison issued copper helm, isatis decides to wear a wool cap. This works for a time; the light cap allows her to bite the goblin in the ankle and rip out the motor nerves. However, it is powerless to stop the goblin's dagger from crashing through his skill and making a mess of the brains. RIP.Darling! NO! The gobblin scratches Rhuarc's ear off.Look on the bright side papa. Dwarf women love battle scars!...Uuuhgh. At least the breweries were working all that time and now we have plenty of booze.At this point, I'm likely to go crazy and drink all of it.James and Isatis (as well as any who succumb to their wounds over the coming months) your sacrifice will not be forgotten.I am hereby announcing "The James and Isatis Monument to the Savagery of Tethered Goblins." your bodies shall be interred in a great Mausoleum that shall safeguard future generations against such foolish and unnecessary deaths.For you see the Mausoleum will double as a vast floodable and drainable chamber within which captured Goblins will be tethered and drowned for the amusement and satisfaction of your departed spirits.And I have found my place of suicide. I shall drown in the Mausoleum of my husband!
I happened to notice that Taser Jr. and Agile, two sweet innocent little children, are running around without any pants on. Not in the "adorable little kid" way, but in the "why won't mommy and daddy give me warm clothes i'm cold!!!" kind of way.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login...a hatch door....covered with spikes of turkey leather....Goddamnit, McDeath.
"WITCHCRAFT Jr." The son of Phoenix and WITCHCRAFT
