Loomz to gain inside

[Havoco]

I ride to the top of the mountain
Where at its peak is a lonely fountain

It spews liquid gold.
That makes me feel I will never grow old

It puts me in a trance
For you I will romance

I lie in its flow
For it lives in a beautiful glow

The top is so peaceful, so calm
I feel as if I could fly with the flip of my palm.

But with a rush of change in the wind
I cannot help but to train my blade at the closest of kin

I once called him a teammate, okay
But now I just call him a tk

[Vengt037]

I have always been a true romantic and had to enter a poem from the heart (or maybe somewhere else). Anyone easily offended read only the odd lines.

I see your face when I fall asleep,
Your dirty knickers still I keep,
I miss your smile in mornings still,
Shame you would'nt go on the pill,
I even got on with your dad and mum,
Sorry for "accidentally" sticking it up your bum,
I want to hold you and watch the telly,
Now thoughts of you end with spunk on belly,
I see the grass less green with you not here,
No more your mouth round my pork spear,
I smell your perfume and it makes me sigh,
You fucked like mad when we were high,
I want you to come back and stay forever,
Your sister again to fuck I will never.

I vote we implement the "pork spear" as a polearm.

[Prinz_Karl]

There's a terrible mistake in your loom giveaway criteria: The poems written here won't get much upvotes as almost no one including me is reading them. Maybe your change it.

[Gawin]

Once upon a time there lived a boy named Cane
He was a lonely child because he was so so Lame

His father is gone and his mother is a drunk
And so our poor Cane's heart began to sunk

Day after day, year after year he would be teased and called Gay
to the point where he couldn't stand to live another day

With pills on the drawer and a gun in his hands, he thought "Maybe things can change"
"Who knows, I have nothing to gain"

His sister bursts into his room and begins to cry
"Please brother, I don't want you to die"

She spoke to him about a community far far away, where no one will judge you for who you are
Instead they cast away all the social statuses, and find your shining star

Tis' called the internet and nothing more
And little Cane became his own shining star forevermore.

(ehh Idk what I wrote, but I hope you guys enjoyed it!)

[UnholyRolyPoly]

Ode to her smelly vagina

Oh you.... smelly... smelly... smelly vagina
I pulled down your coverings and wish it had been kinder
I've seen many... some far... some wide
I've crossed many boundaries and many a times lied
But yours alone brought a tear to my eye
And when I think of your vagina...  I want to die

How were you attached to a girl so hot
Perky little titties leading to a mosh pit of snot
If I had known...... then unveil you I would not
I should have been sober and walked away from your twat

I could justify it... if I had a cold.. or lost my sense of smell
But I don't even think crabs would come to your vagina to dwell

I've humped many girls
Some nice... some sweet
But your vagina alone haunts me in my sleep

I've trimmed nose hairs.... and cried while I bathed
But the stench of your vagina makes me fear to get laid
It's even so bad.... your awful creation
That you've completely persuaded me against masturbation

I'm certainly not gay... though I wish I was
Because even a butt hole would smell better than your fuzz
How.... how.... how will I go on....
After all.... the smell of your vagina is stuck on my dong

Oh.....oh.... smelly Vagina.... you've ruined my life

[Thryn]

I put some effort into this.


I Did It For Shrek.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Never have I wanted a wife

I gladly go down onto my knees
It is Shrek that I am willing to please
He turns my moist rump into cheese

All that remains is a lone fife
Shrek is love, Shrek is life



I rock up and down like a boat's bow
Elation has eluded me 'til now

I scream and moan, wanting even more
Whilst he peels my layers, I am a whore
He is the master of my back door

I am a field for him to plough
He whispers to me, "It's all ogre now."



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chadz will -1 b/c there isn't a donkey

[Imperator_L33]

Did she spot you, or did you spot her?

Everything now is shrouded in blur

It came on when things, were going quite swell

How then, has it come, to this living hell.

She played you like some, repugnant, arrow fodder,

Why is it that, you can’t find someone hotter?

Now you’re living off booze, and cigarette ashes,

Why is it that, you can’t blend with the masses?

You’re running out of time, as you’re digging for dimes,

And by playing by rules that say you must rhymes.

If truth be told, I’m not sure why that I try…

I just hope I learn

Before I must die.

[Yazid]

Like lightning,
the image of you still sends shivers down my spine.
I was merely a wanderer who always carried my heart far and wide.
If the thought ever comes to mind, will you be captured by their designs this time?
In those endless, grassy moors where our story began, we were twice ill fated.
You donned a fine coat of delicate fur, the tips of which were of vibrant gold and black.
And always ate your tamales with a squiggly line of ketchup, now must I not have a taste for this?
Often I stood there, cheering and watched them reeling as their backs, twisted, bent and cracked.
Others joined in droves only to fold over before you, in the heat of battle, none could compare.
After all these years, we've been together, I need naught to espouse something clever.
If we were forced to part ways again, in two pieces my heart would tear.
To me, you're worth more than a boulder badge to proudly wear.
And yet, in this moment, I can only think of your fair bosom
pillowed upon the soft rise and fall of my ripening chest,
and so live forever, or else swoon to death.
So without further adieu,
I choose you.

[Vengt037]

ooh, a diamante

[dynamike]

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

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[Penitent]

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

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You have the most votes, dynamike.  I really hoped my poem could surpass you -- but alas.  Good job.

My only hope is that your entry gets barred on a technicality. :)  For real though, no one has (or will) reach 75 votes, so the contest sponsor may just decide to keep the prize(s).

That being said:  if my poem reaches 75 votes or more I'll pay 2k gold to each person voted.  :P

[GandalfJr]

KKK they be so cray
Killin black folk through the day
They hide their faces
Full of disgraces

That's all I got so far

[dynamike]

You have the most votes, dynamike.  I really hoped my poem could surpass you -- but alas.  Good job.

Only if you don't consider Vibe's "Prince of Bel Air Calradia" masterpiece 

But yeah, seems like this thread is pretty much as far as it will go and we should pick a winner soon.

[Vengt037]

You have the most votes, dynamike.  I really hoped my poem could surpass you -- but alas.  Good job.

My only hope is that your entry gets barred on a technicality.   For real though, no one has (or will) reach 75 votes, so the contest sponsor may just decide to keep the prize(s).

That being said:  if my poem reaches 75 votes or more I'll pay 2k gold to each person voted. 

Actually Vibe has the most with his paraphrasing of the Fresh Prince song. Sadly, the masses don't appreciate my genius. 

[Penitent]

Actually Vibe has the most with his paraphrasing of the Fresh Prince song. Sadly, the masses don't appreciate my genius.

That poem is not eligible.  I think it actually breaks every single rule except being 14 lines long.