Anyone noticed how all those badass vikings were from Norway?
Next time a Swede or a Dane calls himself a viking, remember this and laugh.
Seems to me like Norwegians are the only ones with a knack for bragging, jerking & waving their penises around, it hasn't changed for a thousand years. On the other hand Swedes & Danes let their deeds speak for 'em. Just today I watched a documentary about Danelaw. Controlling 3 out of 4 English regions (Northumbria, Mercia & East Anglia while only Wessex remained intact) in the 9th century took a lot of badass Vikings, just ask Aella, king of Northumbrians.