Whats Your Story?

[//saxon]

I banged a horse because I have double D's

We have the same birthday!

ye man, lets go bang horses together!   

Whats number 3? Boner, homer or what? I can't read it lol.

im sure it says homer, i also found it quite hard to read

also September on the first part is "shot" for anyone who can't see it properly, could really do with a high res pic.


and im not seeing any "because i hate my life" what does none wear polka dots shirts around here! 

[Macropus]

I banged a homo because I'm a pimp. 

[Piok]

I beat Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp 

[Perverz]

i shot a glass of milk because im sexy like that :/

[Man of Steel]

 I Beat a horse because i have AMAZING boobs ;)

[//saxon]

so marvelous we need to make a cRPG related one of these.

[Miwiw]

I ran naked with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

[CrazyCracka420]

I stabbed a golf ball because I have amazing boobs

[Cow_]

I beat a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos

Eh, I beat a drink?

[smals98]

I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that.   
....hmmm....well ok

[Son Of Odin]

Whats wrong with pink? Baggy pants, raggy pink shirt is my gaming gear 

Nothing . Just surprised.

Btw did you know pink is a color that makes wasps mad? Might sting you just because you were wearing pink . In the olden days people used to paint outhouses pink from the inside because it kept wasps out from making nests in there.

[Tore]

I'm gay

[Tiger]

I cuddled with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

Wow a lot of people have their tacos stolen 

[Gurnisson]

I stabbed your grandma cos i'm a pimp

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.... sorry

Thought I had the same birthday as you, then I remembered I didn't stab the grandma, I shanked her!


I shanked your grandma because I like Marijuana

[Radament]

I ran shirtless with my best friend because i love marijuana