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Offline FRANK_THE_TANK

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Any of you sad fucks remember...
« on: March 13, 2014, 05:28:38 am »
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Your first kill?

GO!

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Only remember it was with a bore spear. And I remember being extremely chuffed. From that point on my life become a meaningless fight for xp.
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2014, 05:49:01 am »
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No.


But after retiring and leveling up in siege, i remember my lv3 kill with a club, against another peasant.
We had an epic duel.

And then a plated knight came, chopped me in two, and camped the ladder, so i could never get back on the walls.
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2014, 06:39:24 am »
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Yes, because it seemed to take me a couple weeks to get a bamboo spear. And then a week to get a kill with it. Was early 2011 or so, I was peasant scrub with no M&B experience before CRPG. I didn't even know how attack/block directions worked back then.  :oops:
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2014, 06:53:42 am »
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My first kill was Sauce, he let me kill him for whatever reason with a club the website gave to me before I knew there was a website... after I killed Sauce I felt really accomplished like I was an actual player finally! This is the reason when I see actual peasants running around that I could kill, I ignore them instead or let them kill me.

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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2014, 07:23:30 am »
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I was using a wooden sword, fucking child toy, and murdered someone with it,  there were blood splatters all over the place and I had some in my face, wasn't pleasant, managed to bail before the cops showed up.
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2014, 07:45:07 am »
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I know this sounds stupid but I was like every other peasant and played archery. It was the map with the dock and small tower in the middle of apartments. I was on the roof with my small bow and 2 people charged me and I shot both of the down with 2 arrows. I felt so cool. :D

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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2014, 08:12:32 am »
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I killed myself by jumping down a tower  :mrgreen:
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2014, 08:17:26 am »
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Dunno who it was but it was with a Long Iron mace and 7 or 8 ps, god knows it wasn't intentional  :mrgreen:
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2014, 08:21:14 am »
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Every other peasant? Strz man, lol...

I got mine with a pitchfork and a leather covered round shield. Lucky hit on a plated up knight. And thus, Hoplites were formed.

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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2014, 09:09:06 am »
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I remember it clear as day

I was playing on Castle 3 and was playing with a crossbow, I aimed with my poor knowledge of the crossbow velocity drop and landed a shot on an enemy standing between the two doors (at the siege ladder). This was in May 2010
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2014, 09:10:38 am »
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I don't remember my first kill at this game. But I remember my first duel on a bridge over water :o With my short sword and my little shield <3
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2014, 09:15:42 am »
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Yes! It was with a falchion while dueling dirty_albert at like 3am.
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2014, 10:32:43 am »
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I was on battle just trying to survive as a peasant a knight came charging in at me but someone piked his horse and he fell on the floor in front of me.

I hacked down with my falchion and noticed my name in green for a change.


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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2014, 10:37:31 am »
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hell no.

But I am sure it was in a XP Barn cluster fuck and I didn't even notice it
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Re: Any of you sad fucks remember...
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2014, 10:41:21 am »
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