- U.S. citizen or permanent resident alien
- 9-73 years old
- Hearty and in abysmal physical condition (think canned chili)
- In good Internet moral standing
- Elementary school diploma or GED or library card
*Some positions may have additional qualifications
****Actual Qualifications- Maturity. You don't have to be 18, but contrary to the tone of this entire post, we're adults and we need you to be one too. Remember, Jeade is an admin and will bun for hotdogs.
- Respectfulness. Be respectful of others. This is a game and we're here to have a good time. Getting shit-talked isn't a good time.
- Phobophobic. You can vent about your fear of spiders or snakes and the like, but we won't tolerate gender, sexual, or racial phobias. Keep them to yourselves.
- Have fun!!!1