I got two in which both involve me being an asshole.
This one time I saw Phantasmal shooting his arb from a hill at Froyo (who was on my team) while he was dancing around in circles and jumping. So naturally I run up to Froyo, and right when he lands from a jump, I kick him forward. The stun makes him stop momentarily and at the same time Phantasmal was ready to shoot. Then Phantasmal shot and Froyo ate a 89p bolt straight to the dome. Surprised neither of them kicked me for that.
Another time SittingBull and I were doing the usual teamkicking stuff at spawn. But this time I took it one step further. He was piking against another piker on the enemy team on the front lines. When he started backpedaling, I kicked him forward. The momentum caused him to lurch forward at the same time the enemy piker thrusted. He got a pike penis right in the face and got 1 hit KOed (from the days when he never wore a helmet). He spent the next 2 minutes raging and trying to find out who kicked him while I giggled quietly in secret, until I told him and he called me an asshole.
