Sometimes I finger my butt-hole when reading the diplomacy section.
edit: I'm sorry Phantom Forum Moderator who follows me around waiting to hand out green watches within 5 minutes of posting, I will never again express the joy of my finger entering my anus while reading the drama in these threads. I have learned my lesson and thank you for correcting me. I can assure you that I will stop this action and keep my hands where they belong.