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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2014, 04:57:53 pm »
yeah no idea how many times ive watched it loop loop  :lol:

anyone tried this?


Beating blacks with a paddle? Nah never tried that. Might be a fun past time though...
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2014, 10:39:17 pm »
yeah no idea how many times ive watched it loop loop  :lol:

anyone tried this?


Don´t know why there were so many bad reviews about this game, it was a nice zombie smasher, the story wasn´t that "wow", but I liked the gameplay and the incredible amount of violence

huhuh, violence  :lol:
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2014, 12:09:39 pm »
Don´t know why there were so many bad reviews about this game, it was a nice zombie smasher, the story wasn´t that "wow", but I liked the gameplay and the incredible amount of violence

huhuh, violence  :lol:

A huge turnoff for many people was the durability on your weapons. Basically you were better off punching enemies because everything degraded so quickly.
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2014, 12:15:00 pm »
A huge turnoff for many people was the durability on your weapons. Basically you were better off punching enemies because everything degraded so quickly.

True, few hits and your weapon was a wreck. Good thing that there are mods to fix that.
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2014, 01:42:00 pm »
I wouldn't support this mod on the principle that they stole code directly from cRPG and never gave credit for this.
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2014, 06:54:02 pm »
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2014, 07:10:06 pm »
A huge turnoff for many people was the durability on your weapons. Basically you were better off punching enemies because everything degraded so quickly.
True, few hits and your weapon was a wreck. Good thing that there are mods to fix that.

sounds lame, hopefully they changed it if its gamebreaking  :P

Don´t know why there were so many bad reviews about this game, it was a nice zombie smasher, the story wasn´t that "wow", but I liked the gameplay and the incredible amount of violence

huhuh, violence  :lol:

violence is good mkay

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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2014, 10:00:43 pm »
violence is good mkay

In videogames and sports yes, but otherwise, I am not too keen on it.
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2014, 11:48:14 pm »
of course that's why its fun :) its not fun to play a video game where you clean the dishes for example  :P I wish I could walk about punching people in the face, good thing I have a computer game! :D

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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2014, 01:12:59 am »
its not fun to play a video game where you clean the dishes for example

Actually, Octodad is pretty fun.
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2014, 01:30:00 am »
Actually, Octodad is pretty fun.

I prefer to forge weapons. I knew one game where you had to equip your army of furries (yeah ignore that m8), with a weapon of their choice. So you had a few dudes and you took an order, then you picked an ore to make the weapon from, waited for it to melt into right temperature (material dependant). Afterwards, you were to pour the molten ore into a mould carefully (but not too slowly).

There was an interesting effect on the weapon if you botched the melting and pouring. Depending on the ammount of fail, you weapon would look like piece of scrap metal you just torn off a crashed air plane.

Then you needed to add things like spikes, pomels, shafts etc.

The last part was to hammer it in the manner that the whole blade has optimal edge and sharpness, not too much but also enough to make in nice and sharp. Then there was the battle, where your furry army fought random monstersm beating them up for new ores and recipes. The HP of your soldiers was determined by type of the weapon, and the material it was made from, with the damage dependant on how well the weapon was made.

This would make a great adition to games where you can craft your own weapons.

Ill try to find the game in case anyone is interested.
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2014, 07:13:05 pm »
sure

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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2014, 07:15:16 pm »
also

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mate just dropped me this on steam  :lol:

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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2014, 07:27:07 pm »
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mate just dropped me this on steam  :lol:

I get the feeling this is not just mere coincidence :D
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Re: I have destroyed your weapon, you will not enter Valhalla
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2014, 03:58:41 pm »
oh it was indeed lol (this time  :P ) got it from steam when I was on the forum, wanted to share but didn't have anywhere to throw it so it went in this spam topic :p