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Offline Armpit_Sweat

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Re: A bit poetry
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2014, 01:31:11 pm »
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Looking down from castle's tower,
Quickly spotting filthy tracks,
Showing off his awesome power,
Armpit, shooting peasant's backs.

Flying like a godly lightning,
Armpit's steelbolts never miss,
Peasants find his banner frightening -
Moisturizing pants with piss!

Lord of Spam is melee master,
Slaying enemies with smile,
If you want escape disaster,
Run, or turn to bloody pile!

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Re: A bit poetry
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2014, 02:37:44 pm »
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Re: A bit poetry
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2014, 11:25:10 pm »
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Looking down from castle's tower,
Quickly spotting filthy tracks,
Showing off his awesome power,
Armpit, shooting peasant's backs.

Flying like a godly lightning,
Armpit's steelbolts never miss,
Peasants find his banner frightening -
Moisturizing pants with piss!

Lord of Spam is melee master,
Slaying enemies with smile,
If you want escape disaster,
Run, or turn to bloody pile!

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Re: A bit poetry
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2014, 12:13:43 am »
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Dedicated to our favorite ban thread whore: Anders.  Enjoy.

There once was a nerd named Anders
All he ever did was post endless banter
Prolific thread shitter
Mindless as a critter
One day he wondered off a cliff
And his life ceased with a violent jitter

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Re: A bit poetry
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2014, 04:28:05 am »
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Europe is gay.
Swords are gay.
Jarids are gay.
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