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Cleaver
« on: January 10, 2014, 12:06:09 pm »
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Good day.

I was wondering if someone could change the position of the cleaver when it is sheaved. Atm its like any 1 hand weapon - on the left side. Would it be possible to move it to the centre like a dagger or to somewhere a bit more prominent, so it has its own unique position and you can see it clearly :D

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Re: Cleaver
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2014, 12:41:45 pm »
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If you can make a up an elaborate story which explains why cleavers were always carried that way, I will consider it.
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Re: Cleaver
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2014, 01:41:50 pm »
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1. you don't carry a cleaver like we currently carry it, I mean, come on :)
2. its not possible, it will drop out of belt due to weight of huge blade
3. it looks fucking retarded :lol:

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Re: Cleaver
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2014, 01:44:04 pm »
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Seems legit. Do it zabigu, because that will save the mod!

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Re: Cleaver
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2014, 01:45:13 pm »
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doubt it will take more than max. 30mins but Im prolly wrong  :P

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Re: Cleaver
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2014, 01:54:31 pm »
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If you can make a up an elaborate story which explains why cleavers were always carried that way, I will consider it.

One day, Jonathan was out in the woods hunting, he brought down a small deer, rather than drag the carcass back, he decided to butcher it on site. After searching his belt, Jonathan was distressed that he couldn't find his butchers cleaver! Disheartened, he carried the carcass back the 13 miles to his cottage. Upon returning home he was greeted by a shriek as though uttered from a banshee from the deepest circle of hell; "JONATHAN, NOT ANOTHER F*UCKING CARCASS". He pretended not to hear, and trudged into the kitchen to lay the carcass down. Upon removing his bow, quiver and small axe, Jonathan found his cleaver, it had been there all this time; just out of sight. He raised the cleaver in a near blind rage to begin hacking limbs off the deer, when his wife entered behind him; "NOT ON THE KITCH-". Her shriek cut off as Jonathan whirled, cleaver in hand, to silence the howling, grinding sounds that issued from his wifes mouth. *thump* *THUMP* The head hit the floor, shortly followed by the crumpled body. Jonathan sat down, chuckled and feasted well that night.

You see, if only he could have carried his cleaver where he could find it!

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Re: Cleaver
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2014, 02:01:31 pm »
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moar cleavers, less rondels!

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Re: Cleaver
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2014, 02:48:32 pm »
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To bring this all into context, here's what it looks like now:

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If you can make a up an elaborate story which explains why cleavers were always carried that way, I will consider it.

Once upon a time there was a butcher. He had a shop on a street in a large town. One day, the meat delivery arrives. After the unpacking he sets to chop up the large carcass's that had just arrived. In front of him is a particular large chunk of meat, he couldn't simply use one of his knives, he had to use his cleaver. As he reached for his cleaver, due to the way it was sheathed on his body and the fact he is right handed, he accidentally, used the blade to pull out the cleaver as the handle was to awkward to reach for. In doing so, he sliced 3 fingers of his hand. Blood spurted everywhere, and the local doctor was called to save him...

1 month later.

The butcher was overseeing his son doing the butchering (he couldn't do it any more due to the lack of fingers) and noticed that his cleaver was in a strange place, not the usual place. It was sheathed like a dagger would be, not hampering any movement, with the handle easily reachable. He saw his son reach for it and in one fluid movement he pulled it out and started chopping.
He asked his son "what made you think of putting the cleaver there?"
The son replied "it just seemed natural, was I wrong, am I not doing it right?"
The butcher said "no, no, carry on, your doing great".

That night.

The butcher couldn't sleep, he couldn't stop thinking about the genius of his son's idea. He couldn't stop thinking if he had the cleaver like that 1 month ago, he would still have his fingers..

THE END.

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Re: Cleaver
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2014, 02:58:48 pm »
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Wouldn't that place the cleaver dangerously close to your penis?

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Re: Cleaver
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2014, 04:20:47 pm »
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RichRich nailed it, change cleaver position right meow
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