Name one reason why a straight male jacking off with other straight males is gay in any way...
>Protip: you literally fucking can't
In fact, the only reason why anyone would not want to jack off around his bros is because he is secretly a bundle of sticks and is scared that being around all those hard cocks and semen loads will turn him on. The fact that I can get hard and beat off (to STRAIGHT porn) with a few other guys just proves that I am truly straight because I'm not attracted to the other dudes jerking off next to me. I hardly even notice anyways because I'm focused on watching some hot bitch with bimbo milk bags get her box demolished. It's not that I prefer to jack off with other guys; but being in the company of a few chill bros isn't a reason not to have a group beat sesh. In fact, it's one of the best ways two or more straight men can bond. A few chill bros knocking back a few brews, watching the big game, and then queing up pornhub on the big screen and having an 8-man circle jerk and a game of soggy biscuit is as straight and normal as a back yard game of football.
Anyone who even attempts to question this undeniable fact is a closet bundle of sticks and total pussy who should seriously grow up and come out of the closet already. It's fucking 2017 for christ's sake, nobody gives a shit if you're a homo, just sack up and admit it and stay the fuck out of my straight group stroke sessions, candy ass bundle of sticks.
>Inb4 tired "not gay if the balls don't touch" jokes.
