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smoke that fool
34 (28.8%)
let the man in game
22 (18.6%)
dont let this randomer get in eu server
20 (16.9%)
let him visit Leatherman ''show''
12 (10.2%)
get this mate some lederhosen clothes
30 (25.4%)

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Offline Tibe

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Re: ban essay
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2013, 09:07:39 pm »
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Im sold. Unban this man instantly.

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Re: ban essay
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2013, 09:17:43 pm »
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Seriously though, that got to be the worst photoshop I've ever seen, if anything permaban this guy so he can learn how to do basic forgery without being disturbed by cRPG. The font is off, the text is badly placed, Corsairs teamkill message is to small, and there's text between the final "Corsair teamhit you press M" message and the teamkill. This guy deserves the benifit of the doubt, it's more likely this is a bad troll than an actual fake banthread, I mean look at that picture.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: ban essay
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2013, 09:23:01 pm »
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You noticed all that but you didnt notice the misspelled seconds  :D
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Re: ban essay
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2013, 09:24:53 pm »
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That is some high-class KGB, FBI, CIAtype of forgery right there.

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Re: ban essay
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2013, 09:42:57 pm »
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You noticed all that but you didnt notice the misspelled seconds  :D
Damn Umbra, can't believe I missed that. :cry:
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: ban essay
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2013, 09:45:24 pm »
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Seriously though, that got to be the worst photoshop I've ever seen, if anything permaban this guy so he can learn how to do basic forgery without being disturbed by cRPG. The font is off, the text is badly placed, Corsairs teamkill message is to small, and there's text between the final "Corsair teamhit you press M" message and the teamkill. This guy deserves the benifit of the doubt, it's more likely this is a bad troll than an actual fake banthread, I mean look at that picture.
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Re: ban essay
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2013, 01:56:58 am »
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Fuck the police
Worst admin ever, horrible person, rude in chat, griefs in game, threatens with kicks and bans if you don't praise him in his admin thread, doesn't worship the goat, and worst of all, uses a crossbow, I suggest instant removal of admin rights and crucifixion.

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Re: ban essay
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2014, 08:40:39 pm »
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BTW this was his ban request he put up originally, that got him banned for a month and needs an essay ban to undo:

http://forum.melee.org/eu-%28official%29/byzantium_corsair831-ban-requist/msg896809/#msg896809
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Re: ban essay
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2014, 10:22:54 pm »
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I am sorry, finding a topic for your essay is really difficult. I am afraid that you have to wait for some more... hm... years...

I would really love to speed it up, but I am just not as intelligent as you are. I am sure that you can understand this. Perhaps we can still be friends? :)

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Re: ban essay
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2014, 05:34:39 pm »
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This has to be the the greatest thread I've ever seen in this forum I'm literally crying from laughing
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Re: ban essay
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2014, 01:58:18 am »
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I think he is saying we should be able to write essays to get other players banned.  I support this message.

i posted idea a while ago

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