As a family man, i do not need to worry about this stuff... My wife tells me when I start smelling bad, and I just let her sponge-bath me in my chair, so I can focus on important things in life, like getting my crossbow to +2. But of course, since i am a busy man and have no time for this nonsense, she has to persuade me to be washed, and so, I always get a "happy ending" to my sponge-bath. Otherwise it's just not worth my time you see. Yeah, and once a year, I do a full colonic cleansing.