FUCK THE INTELEGENT! CRIMEA OUR!NEBUN FOR PRESIDENT!
You wrote Intelligence wrong.
Police accademy in random CCCP nation. Instructor gives lecture to new students.
- What is the most important quality of a police officer?
COMPLETE silence. Like the one in KGB bunkers.
- Ok, first letter is "E", anyone want to guess?
Few hands rise. After being pointed at - shaky voice asks:
- Energy?
- DAFUK? What do you need energy for in law enforcement? Sit down and be silent... Noob.
Another one asks even more shyly:
- Enthusiasm?
- What planet are you from? Sit down and STFU while I tollerate you ass in this classroom.
Noone else suggests anything. Finally the instructor speaks...
- You lot are pathetic idiots. ENTELEGENCE! The most important quality for a law enforcer is ENTELEGENCE!