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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2013, 02:21:59 pm »
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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2013, 03:00:08 pm »
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End of round crutch vs Miley. Didn't want to fight in melee so I was throwing jarids at him but misjudged distance. Ended up having to use the jarid as a melee weapon and couldn't stop laughing after the first stab to the face killed him. Not what I expected.

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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2013, 08:41:17 pm »
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Also this rage-worthy strat match


I get the first kill (cavalry on left side of screen).  It was an absolute route of DFC.  The 1 flag spawn was retarded as well as letting defenders spawn first without some sort of respawn when attackers got spawned.  That being said, DFC had no excuse for such a shitty defense.
what sound pack is that? Sounds great
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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2013, 08:57:39 pm »
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Probably more metal sounds and the suffer sounds is my guess:

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/mods-compatible-with-crpg/

I personally like playing with default (although the heirloom pack has always intrigued me, been too lazy to install it)
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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2013, 09:05:39 pm »
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In Strategus:

Corsairs Polish accent
Hetmans indignation at getting muted/banned/moved/poked when in any TS that are not his
Attacking Alburq castle with glitched siege equipment, oh how I laughed during those 14 hours of sheer joy


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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2013, 09:16:36 pm »
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turning off crpg

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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2013, 06:24:08 pm »
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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2013, 07:17:44 pm »
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The only moment in this game that I have ever enjoyed was typing "here i come motherfucker", riding my horse near the edge of a mega-pit, jumping in, and winning the round by killing the last enemy player at the bottom of the pit with my horses bump damage upon landing.

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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2013, 02:24:45 pm »
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Charging in at the end of a long round alone on my horsie and as I get to the infantry group and arb shot kills me ending the round. My horse plowes into 5 people killing 2 of them. Was the lols
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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2013, 03:18:13 pm »
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Playing on the Melee only server and xmasrpg...

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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2013, 09:27:33 pm »
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I love it when a bunch of people get stuck in one of those little cage prisons where you can fall in through the roof but can't get out. It's hilarious seeing a blob of dudes trying desperately to stab or punch each other without getting blocked by the walls/other players.

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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2013, 06:29:37 am »
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Rise from your grave, funny thread! Your time here is not yet over!

Don't you love it when people walk over a breached castle wall in strat, and they fall through the empty remnant model of the wall that was once there? Either you die from the fall or you land inside a pile of enemy players.

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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2013, 07:40:55 am »
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Jeade and I were on dtv talking about archery stuff.  He was boasting about his headshotting prowess so when the boss of the round came up (on a horse) I told\dared Jeade to headshot it.  The boss was immediately surrounded by our team blocking off view of the bot, then the boss's horse was killed and it phased through the ground as it fell down.  Despite there being no line of sight from where we were standing and the bot phasing through the ground while being covered up by the dead horse, Jeade still headshot it. 
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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2013, 03:06:31 pm »
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Rise from your grave, funny thread! Your time here is not yet over!

Don't you love it when people walk over a breached castle wall in strat, and they fall through the empty remnant model of the wall that was once there? Either you die from the fall or you land inside a pile of enemy players.

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I did it twice in a row once, I was like hey this is a good spot to shoot from! Walk over to the spot and instantly fall to my death. As soon as I respawn I go to the same spot, say the same thing; and then die again. I felt like James Woods.
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Re: cRPG: Funniest Moments!
« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2013, 06:23:44 pm »
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Three "events" made me laugh :

- EU1 - Suicide Train

- "MR. Taxi" remix by Shogunates

- SNSD appearance on the forum, and then ingame, with SNSD_name, as kiting archers.
[14:36] <@chadz> when you login there is a message "your life as horse archer was too depressing for you. you decided to commit suicide. please create a new char"
[19:32] <@chadz> if(dave_ukr_is_in_server) then rain_chance = 98%;