I love all the people whining about pikes being able to stab up close while the only reason they get facehugged all the time is the way pikes work, or more like do not work properly in the game. Realistically you would not be able to be safe from a pike forever by just holding your weapon out in front of you horizontally, nor would you be able to walk straight through an extended pointy stick.
You get to close in on pikes way too easily and then it is unrealistic and stupid if we can strike back at you? Real convenient to apply the realism argument like that.
they happen much less frequently with the pike
They simply do not happen with the pike as the weapon has no hitbox for like the first meter of the stick. Which incidentally is also why you can stab straight through anything that is less than that meter thick, including walls and teammates. You can still kickstab with a pike though, but you need to be fast enough get enough distance during the kick stagger.
Pokey polearms do it better than any other weapon
Wrong, they do it better because they need it more so they practiced it more.