As Dracul's elected monarch butterfly, I hereby proclaim war upon you yankee filth.
THE CENTER SHALL RISE AGAIN.(What?)
Anyway, you guys are acting more like the federal communications commission than the free companies of calradia.
Shouldn't you guys be running a campaign based on free trade or something?
Rather than this whore-mongering propaganda filled nightmare that as Chapter-Master of the Raven Guard, Corvus Corax Turboflex, wisely put as "the reason everyone wants to go to war with you,"
why not just chill out and stop drama-whoring this entire thing out of proportion.
I personally like you guys but when you come into our teamspeak spewing shit about how our relationship with you over cRPG should reflect the way we do our business on strat, and attempt to sever us from our alliance purely based upon the fact that we enjoy your company, then you are barking up the wrong fucking tree.
The Ravens have had our backs since they were NH.
Relit, has been in our clan previously, and has since been one of our closest friends and a well respected sage in our circles. So if I'm going to choose to do my strat business based on a personal relationship, then he deserves our loyalty a fuckload and a half more than you do. By the way if you fuck with him I will personally go and violently break into your home and shit in places that you can't even feasibly imagine. I'll shit IN your fucking dog. I'll shit inside of and on top of your ceiling fan. I will eat an inhumanly possible amount of taco bell, and I will gas your entire family with methane and cheap spices in a way that would make stalin's ghost start lobbying at the geneva convention out of his love for humanity.
Don't make this war worse on you than it's already going to be.
If you thought of us to be gay before this, you are in for a surprise. We can gay you out in ways that will make you question your own sexuality.
When we're done with you, you're going to willingly come to us in fuzzy handcuffs and a ball gag and beg for the kind of rape that only we can provide. You will want our central confederacy cock the same way your throat aches for water when you awake.
We want a fun war. We want xp. We want to be reasonable with you and have good battle times and not gay each other out.
Don't lose your chance at a reasonable war with reasonable human beings because of some garbage you post on the forum.
This is not a warning. This is a proclamation.
Ready your armies. Rile up your veterans. Produce an armament. Redefine your tactics.
I expect no less than a good fight.
I'm coming.
With me I bring the finest fighting force ever assembled on this piece of shit game.
We are Mortem Incarnatus.
We are going to quite literally kill you to death.
The best royalty I can do you is to say that if your troops carry with them coffins, that I shall give out proper burials on request.
Sadly, I fear there is not enough wood nor dirt in Calradia to supply that demand.
Rain or shine, your ass is mine.
