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You know what annoys me the most??..
« on: October 14, 2013, 10:58:43 pm »
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When 2handers keep crying about how UP their class  is

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/why-onehanders-are-currently-op/



2handers, you need, to SHUT, THE, FUCK , UP for once, since day 1 of crpg, your class is the most broken and most abusable of all classes of this mod

Ghostreach
Lolstab
Hitslash
Utterly retarded speed bonus

When it comes to speaking about other classes, you people should be the last ones to express an opinion , even a monkey with down syndrome can be actually good with a 2h because it doesnt require skill, all you need to do is get 7 or higher athletics, and repeat this

LEFT SWING SPAM, S KEY, LOLSTAB = REPEAT UNTIL WIN

In all honesty, I believe that your class is the reason that stabs are so fucked up in this mod, instead of nerfing the lolstab, the devs decided to equate the retardation of lolstab to all the other classes.


Yes, 1h stab is utterly retarded, but for fucks sake, you need to shut up.
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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2013, 11:05:10 pm »
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You know, sometimes I have a dilemma on which class I despise the most, ranged or 2handers, and I actually realise that ranged is not even OP, it`s just that there are actually a lot of ranged players out there, at least being a good archer requires some skill and some actual use of mind..
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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2013, 11:30:26 pm »
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All weapon classes are fairly balanced, the last 1h stab damage buffs need to be reverted, and the stab needs a slight length nerf, which however has to actually fit with the animation, unlike before when the weapon glanced while being halfway at maximum reach, and glanced in the early stages of the animation as well. Ofc the attack nudge needs the extra nerf Paul has promised it as well, even though I'll miss having a way to deal with with the kind of shielders who just hold S and block three hits before swinging once it is somewhat bullshit that such an easy move grants a free hit. If pole and 2h stabs also get nerfed (which I wouldn't mind, stabs are all fucking retarded) then all nonstabby weapons should get nerfed slightly to not break internal balance.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2013, 11:41:51 pm »
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When Panos keeps crying about how OP 2h is
I'm pretty sure I fixed that correctly for a lot of people.

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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2013, 11:43:58 pm »
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I'm pretty sure I fixed that correctly for a lot of people.

Did I annoy you Prince of stab abuse?
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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2013, 11:59:15 pm »
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Ghostreach
Lolstab
Hitslash
Utterly retarded speed bonus

I don't notice any ghost reach while playing or fighting against 2h
Lolstab is an okay point. While it's quite slow, the duration is too long. You can hit with the stab while your character is pulling back the sword. Fair point, but while I think it's a tiny bit better than the polearm stab, I still find it inferior to 1h stab.
All classes can hiltslash
They don't get more speed bonus than other weapons with the same speed/movement.


You need to learn how to fight them and stop making excuses. They're strong, but not unfairly strong compared to other infantry classes. The best way to get better at fighting them is playing the class and noticing the weak spots for yourself and then make use of that when you play against them. After playing all the classes you get a lot better at countering everything you might meet on the battlefield.

I genuinely doubt you'll try it out and that another 2h whine thread will be made soon.
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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2013, 09:44:41 am »
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Panos has a point , well 2h is easy to avoid for me in the field but when they whine about others (seriously ? -_-) its really annoying. Its like Tywin Lannister whining about how powerful Tyrion is... I usually dont mind about people crying 7/24 but most 2hers calls others noobs and when they got killed by another miserable class player they just cant accept it .I agree with Panos

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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2013, 09:57:55 am »
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What annoys me the most is the lack of self-cleaning ability of this forum. Obviously stupid people are not put into their place by the supposingly able-minded rest when posting bullshit and grounding their claims on made-up on the spot game mechanics and borderline-retarded reasoning. This leaves me with two possible conclusions: either those posters actually embody the average forum user's intelligence or the sensible yet silent majority has no problems with being represented by the feeble-minded. Both is equally scary.
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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2013, 10:02:20 am »
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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2013, 10:08:55 am »
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I started reading, but then I stumbled on this and instantly stopped.

when posting bullshit and grounding their claims on made-up on the spot game mechanics


And I was ready to post back at you, but then I said to myself  "Should I waste time answering and trying to argue with the dev team , who except  Paul, who rarely plays his own mod, they never play it but  they keep adding mechanics that actually do more harm than good" , so actually you have to rethink who`s the idiot here Paul  :wink:


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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2013, 10:11:43 am »
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i make a thread sharing my oppinion on a spesific class and wanting some feedback, and ofc personalitys like panos pop up all mad, and paul is a snobby little cunt like always. zlisch totally downvotes all i post but then in this thread posts a quite reasonable post actually somewhat aknowledging what i say. main problem is people when some class is ''attacked'' tend to directly start pointing and going all apeshit on points of other classes. like they're scared the class discussed will lose everything.
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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2013, 10:12:33 am »
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Oh and something else, I never claimed that I represent this community, I just wanted to whine express my opinion.
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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2013, 10:20:48 am »
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For me the 1h stab is fine, ive gotten used to it, my only problem is that it has a become a viable anti cav weapon, better than some 2h's and polearms, rarely do i charge a 1h full nowadays in fear the stab will either 1 hit me with speed bonus or take all my life, a slight ranged nerf would be perfect.

2nd of all 1H CAV IS THE MOST RETARDED OP SHIT IN THIS GAME, not 2h, not 1h stab, not pole, not ranged but fucking 1h cav
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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2013, 10:39:27 am »
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Oh and something else, I never claimed that I represent this community, I just wanted to whine express my opinion.

I think everyone knows of your opinion of 2h by now.

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Re: You know what annoys me the most??..
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2013, 10:54:54 am »
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What annoys me the most is the lack of self-cleaning ability of this forum. Obviously stupid people are not put into their place by the supposingly able-minded rest when posting bullshit and grounding their claims on made-up on the spot game mechanics and borderline-retarded reasoning. This leaves me with two possible conclusions: either those posters actually embody the average forum user's intelligence or the sensible yet silent majority has no problems with being represented by the feeble-minded. Both is equally scary.

You probably filed me under the "feeble minded" label, but I think most people just can't be bothered.
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