« Reply #1250 on: March 03, 2012, 09:00:03 am »
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I don't remember who exactly I promised that to, but I promised for whatever reason to post it here...
I'm so sorry.
There were three adventurers lost in the jungle; a human, an elf and a halfling. Soon, they were captured by the local tribe of cannibals, and the cannibal queen told them that they could only be allowed to live if they passed a trial of bravery. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and collect ten pieces of the same kind of fruit, so the halfling, the human and the elf all headed out to gather some.
The elf comes back to the queen with ten apples, and she explains to him that he must shove the fruits up his ass without any expression on his face - if he fails, he'll be eaten. He managed one apple, but on the second one he winces in pain. He is killed and goes on to the great beyond.
The human arrives with ten berries. When the queen explains the trial to him, he grins smugly. He gets eight up there, but on the ninth berry he starts laughing hysterically. He is killed and thrown in the cooking pot.
The elf and the human meet in the great beyond, and the elf asks "Why did you laugh?! You almost got away with it!" The human replies "I know, but I couldn't help it. I saw the halfling walking into the camp carrying pineapples..."
« Last Edit: March 03, 2012, 09:09:41 am by Tears of Destiny »
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I'm not normal and I don't pretend so, my approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo.
Death is a fun way to pass the time though, several little bullets moving in staccato.
The terror of my reign will live on in infamy, singing when they die like a dead man's symphony.
