At the end of this strat i want a tapestry made chronicaling the war between Acre and the British. Perhaps we can cut the infamous 'Siege of No Ladders' from it though... i'm sure noone would be interested in that being woven into history :S
I think it should be in the center of it. Bunch of guys in red, standing in front of the wall, holding halves of coconuts. Staring upwards... just... staring. Two guys standing atop it, looking down... perhaps throw in a debate on how coconuts got to England, and whether they migrate or get carried... and why on earth did the guys in red bring COCONUTS instead of ladders...
I don't know. Good enough to be in a movie I think, so why not a tapestry?
