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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #210 on: December 17, 2013, 02:45:41 pm »
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They would put me in prison for what I would do to this.
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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #211 on: December 18, 2013, 02:30:13 am »
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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #212 on: December 18, 2013, 10:53:03 am »
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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #213 on: December 18, 2013, 01:47:37 pm »
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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #214 on: December 18, 2013, 03:56:06 pm »
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Oh, my dear children, i would gladly share some of the sexually arousing images that I hold dear to my heart, and penis. But! I am afraid it would take your young and pure minds to the darkest places of human psyche, places, from which you will not return the same person you were before... And as a responsible adult, i will have to restrain myself from exposing my unprepared adolescent comrades, to the exquisite decadence of my 20 year long fapping career.
Ah, the sweet, innocent times of masturbating to a women's underwear catalogs - are gone!.. Gone are the carefully planned fapping sessions to a secret stash of VHS porn, gone are the long nights of watching cable TV, in a vague hope of seeing a mildly erotic movie, where glimpses of an exposed female crotch were a rare delicacy! But maybe these days, when Rule 34 reigns supreme over internet - it is time to go back to the roots, and enjoy simple pleasures once more?..


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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #215 on: December 18, 2013, 04:19:35 pm »
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... to the exquisite decadence of my 20 year long fapping career.

My fapping career dates back 15-18 years ago. I do sympathize with you my slightly higher ranking fap comrade. I really do.

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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #216 on: December 18, 2013, 04:33:08 pm »
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Oh, my dear children, i would gladly share some of the sexually arousing images that I hold dear to my heart, and penis. But! I am afraid it would take your young and pure minds to the darkest places of human psyche, places, from which you will not return the same person you were before... And as a responsible adult, i will have to restrain myself from exposing my unprepared adolescent comrades, to the exquisite decadence of my 20 year long fapping career.
Ah, the sweet, innocent times of masturbating to a women's underwear catalogs - are gone!.. Gone are the carefully planned fapping sessions to a secret stash of VHS porn, gone are the long nights of watching cable TV, in a vague hope of seeing a mildly erotic movie, where glimpses of an exposed female crotch were a rare delicacy! But maybe these days, when Rule 34 reigns supreme over internet - it is time to go back to the roots, and enjoy simple pleasures once more?..

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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #217 on: December 18, 2013, 05:46:57 pm »
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Oh, my dear children, i would gladly share some of the sexually arousing images that I hold dear to my heart, and penis. But! I am afraid it would take your young and pure minds to the darkest places of human psyche, places, from which you will not return the same person you were before... And as a responsible adult, i will have to restrain myself from exposing my unprepared adolescent comrades, to the exquisite decadence of my 20 year long fapping career.
Ah, the sweet, innocent times of masturbating to a women's underwear catalogs - are gone!.. Gone are the carefully planned fapping sessions to a secret stash of VHS porn, gone are the long nights of watching cable TV, in a vague hope of seeing a mildly erotic movie, where glimpses of an exposed female crotch were a rare delicacy! But maybe these days, when Rule 34 reigns supreme over internet - it is time to go back to the roots, and enjoy simple pleasures once more?..


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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #218 on: December 18, 2013, 07:16:14 pm »
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Nights of stealing my german neighbors satelite signal, clueless to the words of the shows or the commercial, just waiting for the sex phoneline commercial where the chicks would have their tits out, and weird soft porns where occasionaly you could catch a glimpse a bush, a few times even some lips.... Was it really over 20 years ago?

There was a TV show in spain called Martian Chronicles, really just a late night chat show, and they would discuss all kinds of bollocks, but the host new how to keep his audience, and he would have a couple of strippers on to close the show, once we were teenagers we would watch it in someones garage or empty house and bet tomorrow night's beer money on wether as the strippers (Always huge fake tit bombshells, straight out of comic books) finished their act (poledancing etc) and they would finally fling off their G-strings, would they have cocks? Weird show, most nights just hot chicks, some nights hot chicks with large man meat.... Surreal now I remember it, seemed like the best TV around at the time.
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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #219 on: December 18, 2013, 09:18:46 pm »
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Local radio station had a "hot girl" contest (they do every year) to find someone who is basically the station mascot for a year, here's the finalists:

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The blond girl won (black top), who's bent over in the middle, slightly to the left...she's right under/to the right of the bottle the girl is holding behind her). 

This is the website to the "X Girl winner" http://www.93x.com/common/page.php?pt=Ultimate+XGirl+Winner&id=29454&is_corp=0

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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #220 on: December 18, 2013, 09:22:43 pm »
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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #221 on: December 18, 2013, 09:27:22 pm »
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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #222 on: December 18, 2013, 09:32:51 pm »
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Took my chances anyways, I'm a risk taker!  See that it paid off (no pun intended)
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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #223 on: December 18, 2013, 09:36:50 pm »
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Re: Fapocalypse
« Reply #224 on: December 18, 2013, 10:51:41 pm »
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Do some of you have a preference for fake tits or something?
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