That would be fun Mae, but I can't show you some of my tattoos.
For example, I have 2 stick men on the base of my penis, both holding axes. One is digging into my penis with it, the other is about to swing. They're chopping down a tree, but when it's cold outside, sometimes they're just removing a stump.
The rest of my tattoos are either not finished, or wouldn't make sense to show them until I add the rest of the piece on.