Suggest Punitive Nerfs for the Thing That Just Killed You.

[Christo]

Another good idea.

If you wear a kuyak and/or 2handed sword, you don't deal damage. You will heal the enemy.

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wait, that isn't a nerf

[ArysOakheart]

Remove neckbeards from the player base.

[Warborn304]

Remove neckbeards from the player base.

^

[Sparvico]

Remove neckbeards from the player base.

[Palurgee]

While wearing a Kuyak (light or heavy) and doing an lolstab with a longsword, you get instantly kicked from server

[Sparvico]

While wearing a Kuyak (light or heavy) and doing an lolstab with a longsword, you get instantly kicked from server the server permanently banned and killed irl.

fixed.

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to harsh?

[Swaggart]

Every step you take running away as ranged increases the chance that your character gets permakilled by 25%.

[Jona]

If a player falls victim to a friendly cav bump, that player turns into one of these:

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and has the ability to run over the culprit for 30 short seconds of ultimate pleasure.

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then the culprit's character gets permakilled, and he gets a tank orbitally dropped onto the location of his computer. If he can't run fast enough... oh well.

[Artyem]

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lol

[Gmnotutoo]

Nerf fall damage, I'm a ninja and this is ruining my immersion.

[dreadnok]

What if its the same thing every godamn cheap time!!!!

[Palurgee]

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still lol

[Nehvar]

*Castrate all archers so that they do not reproduce.

*Any horse involved in a team-bump should get a three-second countdown; at the end of which it explodes, killing the rider.

*Also, I'm pretty sure that gravity is cheating...he never loses.  Probably has autoblocker too.  Cunt.

[Just A Random Pizza Guy]

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lol

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[Carthan]

Replace all two-handed weapons with foam swords that do 5 blunt damage.

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And then set them on fire and give them to only certain EU admins