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In the great castle of New Reindi, a cool wind was blowing. Summers long heat was just ending for the day. A lone, barely clothed peasant had finally reached the castle. After months of trekking through the treacherous snow lands, across the grand Crusader Mountains, he reached his goal. Having finally reached his destination, he collapsed from the stress of the journey near the Great Melons Inn. The patrons of this Inn, feeling sorry for the poor man, brought him out of the castles traffic. With his life saved by the generous benefactors, he told his story of a great army of Apostates, who forsook the great Donkey's teachings have captured and burned the ancestral home of the Free Peasants. He told stories of the pissing on the straw beds, the eating of the cabbages, and the most heinous the donkey "tickling."
This story gravely upset the patrons the the Great Melons Inn, so much that not even the the melons started to deflate. The story of this heinous act brought many brave men in front of the Great Mercenary Lord. They asked for him to muster the army to help save these poor peasants and the lords most precious creation: the donkey. The Lord, being weary of the blood lusts common amongst Dharans, called upon the brave men of the Free Dharan Lands to join his banner for a Blood Fued. With the story being spread far and wide, 1200 Dharans answered the call. The Mercenary Lord pulled forth the peasant from between the Great Melons Patrons, and Thus said to him: "I have Asked the men of this realm, and they have outpoured wholly and fully. Thus, I give you the Army of these great people. May you Reclaim your home and prevent the donkey Tickling. May the Donkey be praised!"
Level Up: FPoF Have gained 1200 Tickets!