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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #45 on: June 17, 2013, 03:04:24 pm »
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While we're at it, Zlisch reminds me of mosquito.


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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #46 on: June 17, 2013, 08:40:38 pm »
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While we're at it, Zlisch reminds me of mosquito.

I think he's more of a cockroach but yeah :D.

I guess I'm so used to mosquitos... Northern Finland, Lapland. Every summer is like this. I don't really like them but I can deal with them. I have been fishing in the river for couple of days last week so I got my mosquito tolerance quite high. Can't even breathe there at the riverbank without a mosquito net over my head :D
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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2013, 09:08:41 pm »
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Good thing with mosquitoes is that you'll learn to ignore them. Until they land and try to sting ofc, then give them a slap :D  And over time you'll become immune to their stings. So even if they get to suck a nice load of your blood, it wont itch afterwards. And ofc clothing, repellents and positioning helps a lot. By positioning I mean that mosquitoes try to avoid sunny open spaces because of the wind and bright light which makes them easy to spot and catch for birds/other mosquitoeaters.

Cockroaches.... lil fuckers will even survive a nuclear holocaust lol.

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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2013, 10:13:44 pm »
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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2013, 11:37:37 pm »
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The town I live in has a series of connected canals, and even though it's always very nice out here on the Washington coast, we still get these huge fucking swarms of mosquitos and other tiny airborne insects.  I can't even go for a run during the summer time on the streets because there's huge clouds of insects in the way.  More than once have I had to blow a mosquito or two out of my nose.

Goddamn pests.
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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #50 on: June 18, 2013, 02:33:38 am »
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The town I live in has a series of connected canals, and even though it's always very nice out here on the Washington coast, we still get these huge fucking swarms of mosquitos and other tiny airborne insects.  I can't even go for a run during the summer time on the streets because there's huge clouds of insects in the way.  More than once have I had to blow a mosquito or two out of my nose.

Goddamn pests.

They (along with various types of gnats &c.) have a tendency of kamikaze diving into every available orifice during the summer months (Georgia) here. It makes doing anything outdoors a pain.

No they are not. For me, mosquitoes are the worst creatures on earth, next to bacteria and viruses. They are so damn annoying. Today I was in the forest and damn flies and mosquitoes ruined my fun all the time.

Cockroaches are nasty but they are aware of their "good looks" so they tend to stay hidden and don't bother others most of the time. Also, cockroaches are survivors. They can survive in extremely harsh conditions. They are also ancient creatures.

Man, I wish they hid here. They're in the open. All the time. I was lived with a shitty room mate in an apartment block that had gone past it's fumigation date. The cockroaches there would scurry straight for your food as you were attempting to cook and eat it. I haven't encountered anything quite so horrendous, but man, they do seem to show up at least once a day here- which I know means the apartment is probably crawling with them. Then again, all sorts of insects seem to find their way in here. I tried patching up any hole I could find with dry wall, but there's still crickets, centipedes, millipedes, various types of beetles, and shit just lollygagging around my floor.

Roaches seem to be the most numerous, though. It's driving me crazy. I might have to get my landlord to fumigate this place, but where would my neighbors stay, you know?

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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #51 on: June 18, 2013, 02:49:53 am »
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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2013, 04:35:27 am »
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What you need:

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This was not a joke Kalam.  :idea:
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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2013, 05:08:41 am »
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This was not a joke Kalam.  :idea:

With my dumb cats, this just leaves a bunch of half-dead mice to run away after hours of being tormented and played with, only to die in the walls.
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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2013, 03:22:31 pm »
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1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #56 on: June 18, 2013, 04:47:12 pm »
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So zlisch you let yourselve get banged by minors? What a shame.
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Re: Cockroach Free Lives
« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2013, 07:15:06 pm »
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This was not a joke Kalam.  :idea:

But cats are evil. See corroboration.

With my dumb cats, this just leaves a bunch of half-dead mice to run away after hours of being tormented and played with, only to die in the walls.

Incidentally, my chief insect complaint has now shifted to mosquitoes. Swarms of these (I'm not exaggerating- dozens land on me and manage to get their meal through relatively thick clothing) have been hounding me every morning.

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That's not even one of the biggest ones. That's a pinkie finger.
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