What a surprise, a faction which regularly complains about battle times and being "out-nerded" at anything other than "primetime" more than any other faction manages to get a full roster at 5am! They must have truly had the lord on their side.
Thanks for those who showed up, sorry I wasn't around to hire any more folks. I decided that while I could have stayed awake/woken up early, secured a full roster and done all the arduous crap associated with that, sleeping would feel better. You want to know something? I was right.
Rest assured that Jake was delivered his citrus (among other things), and is no longer oppressed by the overpowering weight of the scurvy which begot him. Humanitarian aid mission complete. Until next time, my rotten little apples.