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Offline Keshian

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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #150 on: June 16, 2013, 09:20:45 am »
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I guess I'm supposed to butt in here somewhere and make an egomaniacal post, right? Don't worry, I'll half-heartedly deliver.

Hey Kesh, why couldn't any of your FCC mercenaries get more kills than me when I wasn't using a horse tonight?

We should meet up in the duel server and I'll teach you to block overheads, dude. You seem to not be very good against them. You've got the whole 2-hand jumping into crowds and swinging thing down, and your side blocks are good, but your overheads blocks need work. Come on, it will be fun!

Was that the one where you screwed over MB by rage-quitting 10 minutes into the battle after illuminati and jesus kept shutting you down completely and you unapplied during the battle in order to not have your horrible performance recorded and hurt your ego and I got the most kills for my team.  yeah I remember that one, i hope MB does too.

I think there was one before that where mrshine on our team got 2 less kills than you and half your deaths - I guess some people don't just ride straight into melee and completely rely on plate armor on a  heavy warhorse triple loomed to get them a load of kills.

Also, aren't you a shielder?  You have no ability to manual block to speak of as far as I can tell.
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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #151 on: June 16, 2013, 09:34:43 am »
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Alright I'll briefly dissect your shitpost for everyone*:

No, it was not the one where I told MB I had to leave and apologized. I do recall that my score was something like 17-4 before I left though. I was 13-2 at one point near the beginning and the only people that had killed me were teammates. Namely Spathovaklion who couldn't stop team-kicking my ass all night. As far as anyone "shutting me down"... Illuminati killing me once before I left while I was typing that I was leaving and didn't even swing back at him doesn't count as "shutting me down" lol. So desparate to try and troll. Did Illuminati really feel so accomplished after doing that that he spoke to you or the TS3 about it? Or were you just sperg-watching? Either way it's laughable.

As for the other battle you speak of (ignoring the first battle where I outdid everyone on your team, lol), yes he did a bit better than me lol. He's not exactly in one of FCC's sub-factions is he? Doesn't really count by my book. Hahaha, it's funny seeing you trying to argue that ONE guy out of FIFTY ONE (mostly your FCC players) out did me! Hahahahahahaha. Try harder bitch lol.

Oh, and about the armor and the warhorse... I didn't make a single kill from horseback in that battle and you guys had the heavier armor! Hahahaha!

Nice try.

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Oh, and this thread is now the Official Thread of Praising Me.

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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #152 on: June 16, 2013, 12:47:47 pm »
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Hey guys i'm a peasant and i killed some people.
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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #153 on: June 16, 2013, 01:38:33 pm »
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Daruvian you're great please don't punish me lord.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #154 on: June 16, 2013, 02:12:04 pm »
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These were always my favorite propaganda posts of strat two.

Strat 2 had the best drama.

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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #155 on: June 16, 2013, 04:17:06 pm »
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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #156 on: June 16, 2013, 05:51:50 pm »
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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #157 on: June 16, 2013, 08:50:10 pm »
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Most of my pants are on.
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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #158 on: June 16, 2013, 08:55:09 pm »
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Lol - enjoy your 2 day ban

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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #159 on: June 17, 2013, 05:00:54 am »
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Most of my pants are on.

Most of the time
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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #160 on: June 17, 2013, 05:07:00 am »
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Shit potatos dat bitc in ur avatar b kawaii as fuk. U wan ssum fk?? Potato-kun~~ <3

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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #161 on: June 17, 2013, 05:43:08 am »
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Shit potatos dat bitc in ur avatar b kawaii as fuk. U wan ssum fk?? Potato-kun~~ <3

Its Panda lol :P
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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #162 on: June 17, 2013, 04:50:20 pm »
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I usually have most of my pants on most of the time when I'm gaming.  Nothing worse than having your ass sticking to the leather chair when you try to get up. 

That beings said, I read most of the long winded posts a few pages back and then stopped when there was like 3 or 4 in a row. 

Can you guys start a new thread, and stop posting so much on the weekend?  Makes it hard to catch up on a Monday morning. 

And I can confirm what Kesh said, there are no girls on the internet.  This is the first myth that I was taught when I took my internet 101 class from AOL in 1995.
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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #163 on: June 17, 2013, 07:22:23 pm »
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I usually have most of my pants on most of the time when I'm gaming.  Nothing worse than having your ass sticking to the leather chair when you try to get up. 

That beings said, I read most of the long winded posts a few pages back and then stopped when there was like 3 or 4 in a row. 

Can you guys start a new thread, and stop posting so much on the weekend?  Makes it hard to catch up on a Monday morning. 

And I can confirm what Kesh said, there are no girls on the internet.  This is the first myth that I was taught when I took my internet 101 class from AOL in 1995.

all the people who claim they are women on the internet are either imposters, or FBI agents.
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Re: bringing order to the Chaos
« Reply #164 on: June 17, 2013, 07:26:22 pm »
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Yeah I only read up to page 8 where people are debating the true nature of fief giving andddd I'm still waiting on my FCC fief. Cuz spaniard is making a clan yup totally making a clan and we deserve a fief so let me be your meat shield
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