The steppe winds

[Penguin]

Sadly Jesus hates mothers   Never knew he had a weird hatred of Mary.... or maybe it was an oedipus complex.

Also, i think Anders is jealous that Dach's fief is a better trading castle than his now - he instantly signed up for jesus on this one.

I respect others wishes to be with their mothers on such a day. Surely people will have had ample time to tell their mothers how much they appreciate her by the time the battle starts (8:00 P.M. EST).

I also urge you all to remind yourself of your parents and how much you love them not just on the days designated by the western corporate entities intent on bringing in revenue, but every day! Your mother was/is a mother 365 days a year, perhaps you should be a son/daughter a little more often than 1 day a year and give her a call more often.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

I step away to do some finals, and this fucking happens. Oh well, I'm looking forward to playing on the defending team for a change.

I'm also looking forward to raping you shitty fimbul/raven nerds with my big, OP lancer cav champion courser dick.

Super cool RP version: I'm going to rape you with my big, OP lancer cav champion courser dick. Joe said.

[Penguin]

And so the peaceful trader and his disciples watched as high up on the castle walls of Sungetche, a lone cavalryman boasted of his skills on horseback.

[Jack1]

Jesus:

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Yes, he is a cat IRL

[Gmnotutoo]

Happy Mothers Day to all the Calradian Moms! Here is a wonderful song that we can all appreciate today.

Only a cold, heartless forum moderator would give me a warning for this.

[Matey]

Happy Mothers Day to all the Calradian Moms! Here is a wonderful song that we can all appreciate today.

Only a cold, heartless, motherless forum moderator would give me a warning for this.

fixed that for you.

[Relit]

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It's the waiting that is the worst. For two days we have stared across the valley at each other, with nothing but shouting and the banging of shields to occupy the men. The damn Freyjan shamans have delayed this battle long enough with their rituals, thought Vinr Zan.

"Start the drums and prepare the line, dusk has come." he said.

Across the valley Zan could see the Free Company commander, a bearded man wielding a strange curved short sword, who seemed almost as ready to fight as a Nord. This would be a hard fight, the enemy was positioning their forces upon hills and placing barricades to slow his warbands movements.

Zan yelled out to his readying men, "Men of Malayurg! It is time to show these argr how we true Nords fight!", the cheers were almost deafening.

Shields held high and in a wall,  they marched into a hail of arrows.

Thanks to:

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Cup457 for his artwork contribution and to the best Vinr in Ravens, Zan.

Also to Matey for letting us hit him in the field at a decent enough time so we all could get a great roster for this.

[Canuck]

Thats it next RP post I do is about us charging into Ambean, throwing down are weapons/shield and stripping off our armor for one gigantic Raven/FCC orgy.

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It's the waiting that is the worst. For two days we have stared across the valley at each other, with nothing but shouting and the banging of shields to occupy the men. The damn Freyjan shamans have delayed this battle long enough with their rituals, thought Vinr Zan.

"Start the drums and prepare the line, dusk has come." he said.

Across the valley Zan could see the Free Company commander, a bearded man wielding a strange curved short sword, who seemed almost as ready to fight as a Nord. This would be a hard fight, the enemy was positioning their forces upon hills and placing barricades to slow his warbands movements.

Zan yelled out to his readying men, "Men of Malayurg! It is time to show these argr how we true Nords fight!", the cheers were almost deafening.

Shields held high and in a wall,  they marched into a hail of arrows.

Thanks to:

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Cup457 for his artwork contribution and to the best Vinr in Ravens, Zan.

Also to Matey for letting us hit him in the field at a decent enough time so we all could get a great roster for this.

What happened to the orgy?

[Relit]

What happened to the orgy?

In the works. This was just a short bit to pump up Zan's ego (even though hes made a appearance in just about every other RP post. That freaking guy.) Hope to see everybody at tomorrows field battle.

[Matey]

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Pirates win cause gunpowder. Get shot vikings!

[Gmnotutoo]

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Happy Mothers Day to all the Calradian Moms! Here is a wonderful song that we can all appreciate today.

Only a cold, heartless forum moderator would give me a warning for this.

I'm taking it upon myself to post odd and off topic things in strat threads to lighten the mood.  I'm a martyr and the green-watch is my cross that I bare for you.

This is pretty funny message though.

Gmnotutoo,

You have been warned for the following message:

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http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/the-steppe-winds/msg783447/#msg783447

The diplomacy forum has its own special rules which are to be followed. Please cease your current posting activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

You may find the rules here: http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/important-diplomacy-forum-rules/

Regards,
The Heartless, Motherless Melee Gaming Team.

Oh..uhh..the steppe is very windy today with a slight chance of rain as well as mad nerds on the internet arguing. Bring heavy raincoats to protect yourself from the rain and spittle.

[Kreczor]

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I'm taking it upon myself to post odd and off topic things in strat threads to lighten the mood.  I'm a martyr and the green-watch is my cross that I bare for you.

This is pretty funny message though.

Oh..uhh..the steppe is very windy today with a slight chance of rain as well as mad nerds on the internet arguing. Bring heavy raincoats to protect yourself from the rain and spittle.

What about the mad nerds on the internet arguing? How do we protect ourselves from that shitstorm?

[Gmnotutoo]

What about the mad nerds on the internet arguing? How do we protect ourselves from that shitstorm?

Like I said, heavy Yawshawns. (Heavy armor makes me so sad)

[Kreczor]

Like I said, heavy Yawshawns. (Heavy armor makes me so sad)

I finally understand why FCC has so many Yawshawns. It makes so much sense now! (Fuck Yawshawns, way too heavy to fight properly)

[Turboflex]

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Pirates win cause gunpowder. Get shot vikings!

We have shields they are OP