While on a very important top secret mission to bring peace and much needed supplies to the lands known as EU (Pronounced Ewwww), our fearless Rohypnol was attacked by an army of heathens known as "Crusader Alliance". While it has not yet been proven, there is speculation that these "Crusaders" are acting on the orders of the mysterious Sperg Lord terrorist known only as 'Kesh'.
It is also believed that this 'Kesh' might have had a significant part in the Attack on Sandy Hook Elementary School, Anthrax, the deaths of Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Heath Ledger, and most recently the bombing of the Boston Marathon.
So I now ask for the help of any EU Mercs willing to help defend us Amerimy old friends. Fighting for Semenstorm is also in the best interest of Eu (eww) as well, because if we can win this battle today, we might be able to connect Crusaders to the elusive Kesh and stop her before she completes her goal of destroying all of CRPG (including Eww).
All help will be greatly appreciated. Rubejobs and gold will be paid for good performance. As well as payment for good scores, I'm offering a 20k gold reward to the first person to find and kill the sneaky red headed slut! So sign up now.
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