1. Refer to long-winded report
2. If someone contradicts or persists in their opinion, ask "DID U EVEN READ THAT THING FROM EARLIER?"
3. Insult
4. ?????
5. Success
It's not that I necessarily contradict your view that North Korea could wage war, rather, I think they would wage war and then lose. But, God, who knows! Millions is hyperbole, brah. Good luck with all those simulated military scenarios, too. For myself, I grew out of playing Harpoon and Risk.