HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD! 
Been making fun of PotoatoLatvia for years and now that there is a thread for it I miss it. Im so slow....
Three estonians begin fishing in the morning.
5:00 First one: "Nothing is catching..."
15:00 second one: "You're right, no fish at all..."
21:00 third one: "It is because you keep chatting all the time!"
Three hotheaded estonians sitting in a bar, drinking beer and chatting.
First one says: "Yeah, Christmas is great!"
Half an hour passes and the 2nd says: "Sure is, but sex is better!"
Another half hour passes and the 3rd joins in: "You're right, but Christmas is more often, though."
A party. Girl asks her guy: "Is this the slow waltz?" "No, this is estonian rap."
Why are Estonians the richest? Because they are too slow to spend their money in time.
Why is estonian karaoke without words? Because they can't read them in time.
Traffic sign for a round-about in Estonia. Below it a plaque reads: "No more than three times."
