Alright, thanks for your patience but the
FALSE statement is in bold:
1) I used to skip school in the third grade to play Starfox, Legend of Zelda, & Harvest Moon.
2) Once I stayed up all night in icy weather to worship a huge concrete phallus on a rural farm.
3) I work for a charity that helps care for the homeless.
That's right. When I was a third grader I was already skipping class to play video games. Little did I know that Harvest Moon would lead me to...
Getting together with some friends (w/ guitar and banjo) to sneak onto a nearby farm where there's this mysterious Phallus with a huge cable that runs the length of it which vibrates in the wind. So one of us would put in an inquiry and if it vibrated we knew the gods would answer our prayers. I ended up stepping in half-frozen cow poop.
WinnersDezilagel
benkei
Andy
LosersMoncho
bagge
Kratos
Latvian_Knight (who subsequently shit his pants)
Zlisch_The_Butcher
Kafein
Garison
Hobb
Tears (
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Bifi
