All thine hard work payeth off. Thou art hast a better understanding of the weapons in thine hand and armour on thy skin.
When I last received this text, I shrugged it off, thinking "Just another donkey troll".
The events that proceeded in the moments after changed my life forever.
"F*ck you chadz filthy donkeytroll." I mumbled. Click ...click ...click, I continued with my noobish spamming. Click ...click...sip some coffee, click..... click.... spit sppppiitttttt "Arrrgh wtf this coffee taste like donkey", I had known this from my previous experience with donkeys, quickly I sat my world's biggest jackoff coffee cup down on the desk. "Wtf" I pondered,"this was creme flavored ten minutes ago".
Click ....click...
All thine hard work payeth off. Thou art hast a better understanding of the weapons in thine hand and armour on thy skin.
The message AGAIN, the f*cking force is in me, I mean with me, anyhow just that moment my coffee cup began to violently vibrate. Coffee spewing out everywhere, in fact more coffee than the cup could contain. With an enormous thunder clap my cup exploded in half, I came out from under my desk as the steam cleared, where my coffee cup once sat a small donkey now stood.
"Ch...Ch..chadz?" I asked.
"yes" the 12 inch tall ass replied with a godlike thunderous voice.
"W-what the f*ck do you want" I asked.
"Did you not receive my message?" the donkey thundered "You are such a spamming noob, the game has summoned me forth to teach you how the f*ck to use thine weapons and armor"
Over the next few hours, the jackass using several torture techniques, attempted to train me.
It was only when a group of archers crying about a nerf somewhere in the world caught his attention that I was able to escape my home with my spare laptop.
I now reside under random bridges, switching locations in the hopes that chadz will not locate me.
