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Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« on: January 29, 2013, 01:18:08 pm »
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Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch 
 
Great reviews all over the internet - but it looks like an ugly cartoon for toddlers... Can a 30 year old forklift-truck driver safely play this game, without developing a vagina or becoming gay?.. 
 
I can endure most of the games, at least for a few hours, but this one really looks like something a Teletubbie audience would enjoy :(
 
This creature is especially disturbing:
 
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How often does it appear during the actual gameplay?.. Seems to be unsafe to view for any male, regardless of age. I bet it has a cheerful high pitch voice, and gives extremely annoying advices :( I want to smash its head with a Great Maul.

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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 04:31:58 pm »
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What the hell is this?

Why would you even care?
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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 04:40:18 pm »
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How often does it appear during the actual gameplay?.. Seems to be unsafe to view for any male, regardless of age. I bet it has a cheerful high pitch voice, and gives extremely annoying advices :( I want to smash its head with a Great Maul.

Its name is Drippy and it helps the protagonist to study at nights.

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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 06:07:09 pm »
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Looks like some gay anime shit, do not want.

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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 06:11:42 pm »
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What the hell is this?

Why would you even care?

Well, it is not often a game with such a great feedback is released... It is pretty amazing so far. But it looks like a gay baby shit.



http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/ni-no-kuni-wrath-of-the-white-witch/critic-reviews

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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2013, 06:25:38 pm »
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What the... no, stay away, STAY AWAY!!!

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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2013, 11:28:24 pm »
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Seems like you are taking it too much to heart. It looks like a little kid fantasy story, but that doesn't necessarily mean its only for them. Seems like a simple JRPG for all ages, just very light hearted.

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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2013, 08:03:47 am »
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lol @ lantern nose

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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2013, 10:30:39 pm »
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If you like pokemon like games were your actor just controls it's monsters vs other monsters (In this game's case 3 monsters vs 3 or more dunno) you'll enjoy it, it has got positive reviews everywhere.

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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2013, 10:40:28 pm »
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Is this for PC?

Looks like some gay anime shit, do not want.

Having this attitude might make you miss gems, like Mabinogi for example.
Then again, graphics are a personal opinion, and if you just can't look past it, then you just can't play games with that art style.

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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2013, 02:07:14 pm »
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Is this for PC?

Having this attitude might make you miss gems, like Mabinogi for example.
Then again, graphics are a personal opinion, and if you just can't look past it, then you just can't play games with that art style.

I was looking at a PS3 version, don't know if it is going to be released for PC... If it was for a PC, i would try a "torrent version" before buying :) Wanted to make sure it is not a strictly "kids" game before paying 50 Euro...

Guess i just wait for a used version to drop 4/5 of the initial price :) Will upgrade my video-card instead, and get ready for the new Aliens game!
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Re: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2013, 02:21:14 pm »
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+1 to gibly studios videogame, spmething different in all that shotemup invasion cloned and boring videogames . I could play that and enjoy it if I hve the time.

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