Curse the FROGS of the south, vultures they are. Using the remains of dead empires to wage war on civilizations far smaller than theirs, they are heretics and are undeserving of life, we shall burn their women and rape their churches! (if they even have such things, being the heathens they are)
You will rue the day you supported the heresy ridden, scum spewing, rubbage talking, peasant burbling cowards that make the new
NORTHERN EMPIRE of the south. Only a FOOL would dare oppose the peaceful, intelligent, culture rich Free Companies of Calradia. Perhaps one day your pitiful pea-brained wooden phallic conscience will be able to deter your chromosome depraved body from striking out against those who are superior to your inferior, barbaric, CHILDREN raping, gorilla populous.
Sad how this forum is so depraved of roleplay, jokes, and non-serious bullshit that people have forgotten how to change their BS detector from IM THOOPER THERIAL to IT'S A GAME AND THE DIPLOMACY SECTION IS FOR ROLEPLAY.