Your Strategus Dream Team Roster?

[Joseph Porta]

Guess the most dedicated rectum rimmers always find some dingleberries.

[peter_afca7]

Fine, fine.

God, you'd think Tor's asshole would be complete sterile by now from all that ass licking. Guess the most dedicated rectum rimmers always find some dingleberries.

He would still fack you up with a double right swing of the mighty great long axe

[peter_afca7]

aaaaaaaah dimwim is in 

Dont go to far otherwise we think you like the name dimwim 

[camperus]

Cav:

1. lalien
2. lalien
3. lalien
4. lalien
5. lalien
6. lalien
7. lalien
8. lalien
9. lalien
10. lalien

Polearm:

1. lalien
2. lalien
3. lalien
4. lalien
5. lalien
6. lalien
7. lalien
8. lalien
9. lalien
10. lalien

1h/noshield:

1. TrollfaceGod
2. TrollfaceGod
3. TrollfaceGod
4. TrollfaceGod


2h maul:

1. Malahostia
2. Malahostia
3. Malahostia
4. Malahostia
5. Malahostia
6. Malahostia

2h
2. some meatbags


Ranged:

1. camperus

Done 

[oprah_winfrey]

Cav:   
   
1    ivani4
2    ivani4
3    ivani4
4    ivani4
5    ivani4
6    ivani4
7    ivani4
8    ivani4
9    ivani4
10    ivani4
   
Polearm:   
   
1    ivani4
2    ivani4
3    ivani4
4    ivani4
5    ivani4
6    ivani4
7    ivani4
8    ivani4
9    ivani4
10    ivani4
   
1h/shield:   
   
1    ivani4
2    ivani4
3    ivani4
4    ivani4
5    ivani4
6    ivani4
7    ivani4
8    ivani4
9    ivani4
10    ivani4
)   
   
2h:   
   
1    ivani4
2    ivani4
3    ivani4
4    ivani4
5    ivani4
6    ivani4
7    ivani4
8    ivani4
9    ivani4 for morale boost
10    ivani4
   
Ranged:   
   
1    ivani4
2    ivani4
3    ivani4
4    ivani4
5    ivani4
6    ivani4
7    ivani4
8    ivani4
9    ivani4
10    ivani4

[Mendro]

Hey everyone you forgot the throwers list. It's like no one care about us for strat battle hahaha ...

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..oh wait

[Tom Cruise]

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Cav:

1. Huey
2. Cyranule
3. JoE
4. ROHYPNOL
5. Dexxtaa
6. Sauce
7. POOPHAMMER
8. BADPLAYER
9. Tydeus
10. Reinhardt

Polearm:

1. Sherben
2. LUBU
3. Galgorth
4. Tanken
5. Slimpyman
6. Canary
7. BigSandwich
8. Aldogalus
9. Adoptagoat
10. A_BEAR_IRL

1h/shield:

1. arowaine
2. Para
3. ManOfWar
4. Malaclypse
5. Diggles
6. Maple Syrup
7. Onimaho
8. Eyebeat
9. San
10. BaleOhay

2h:

1. Saulcanner's right hand
2. Saulcanner's left hand
3. Smoothrich
4. Tretter
5. Tom Cruise (Hi, Tom.)
6. Marcus Aurelius (That used to be his name. He goes by Johnny Ridden now, I think, right?)
7. Ryden
8. MrShine
9. Ace
10. Amelia Bedilia

Ranged:

1. Flying Dildos
2. Desire
3. Kesh
4. Aderyn
5. Ghillie
6. copper
7. DarkKarma
8. Loki
9. Adalwulf
10. partyboy

There are a lot of people I probably forgot and a lot of people whose builds I got wrong. I haven't been playing as much recently and I've been incredibly absent from the battle server where the majority of good players play, so... uh, yeah.

Also, yes. I know there are people on this list who don't play anymore. Fuck you. They're legends.

EDIT: Wrote "Dan" instead of "San" in the shielder section. Wups.

Hi Tom, imma go ahead and +1 that because I love you, and I'm on there ;)

[Thovex]

thovex aint playing either no excuses here you add him or you dont and you didnt will not forget this !!!

Get out. I played 8 strat battles this month already give me a break.

[MAID_AMELIA_BEDILIA]

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Cav:

1. Huey
2. Cyranule
3. JoE
4. ROHYPNOL
5. Dexxtaa
6. Sauce
7. POOPHAMMER
8. BADPLAYER
9. Tydeus
10. Reinhardt

Polearm:

1. Sherben
2. LUBU
3. Galgorth
4. Tanken
5. Slimpyman
6. Canary
7. BigSandwich
8. Aldogalus
9. Adoptagoat
10. A_BEAR_IRL

1h/shield:

1. arowaine
2. Para
3. ManOfWar
4. Malaclypse
5. Diggles
6. Maple Syrup
7. Onimaho
8. Eyebeat
9. San
10. BaleOhay

2h:

1. Saulcanner's right hand
2. Saulcanner's left hand
3. Smoothrich
4. Tretter
5. Tom Cruise (Hi, Tom.)
6. Marcus Aurelius (That used to be his name. He goes by Johnny Ridden now, I think, right?)
7. Ryden
8. MrShine
9. Ace
10. Amelia Bedilia

Ranged:

1. Flying Dildos
2. Desire
3. Kesh
4. Aderyn
5. Ghillie
6. copper
7. DarkKarma
8. Loki
9. Adalwulf
10. partyboy

There are a lot of people I probably forgot and a lot of people whose builds I got wrong. I haven't been playing as much recently and I've been incredibly absent from the battle server where the majority of good players play, so... uh, yeah.

Also, yes. I know there are people on this list who don't play anymore. Fuck you. They're legends.

EDIT: Wrote "Dan" instead of "San" in the shielder section. Wups.

I... have to say I'm very flattered 

Now it appears I gotta make one.  In no particular order, here's my dream team!

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Cav:

1. ROHYPNOL
2. RUFFIES
3. TommyHu
4. Devilize
5. Huey Newton
6. Pacifist Partyboy
7. Smoothrich
8. BADPLAYER
9. PhantomZero
10. Lady Gaga

Polearm:

1. Beeper
2. Canary
3. Partyboy
4. LUBU
5. Bigsandwich
6. Goretooth
7. Kaoklai... or Kaolkai... dammit I don't know how to spell it!  Still rockin' the old BlackRose tag though!
8. Rhaelys
9. FROYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYODAWIZ
10. Aldogalus

1h/shield:

1. San
2. Dan (17 and CHEATS )
3. Manowar
4. SaulCanner
5. TurmoilTom (When you used to be 1-hand no shield )
6. Arowaine
7. Turboflex
8. Matey
9. Kalam
10. Partyboy

2h:

1. Cyranule
2. Deafening
3. Bigsandwich
4. Hannibal
5. Tyrian
6. Rhade
7. Mirey
8. Arrers
9. Partyboy
10. Herby

Ranged:

1. PARTYBOY
2. ChinaserfX
3. ChinaserfY
4. Chucky Tosser!
5. King Itchy as an archer
6. Miggy
7. Vick
8. Robin Longstride
9. Desire
10. Darkkarma

I had a really hard time with ranged, cause there is honestly tons of people I really like and or fear as ranged 

[TurmoilTom]

Tom... how could you?! I would've taken you in a heartbeat!

Any army of mine doesn't stock stones. :L

[Matey]

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Cav:
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build

1h/shield
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build

2h
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build

pole
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build

ranged
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build
Lordark hybrid build

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either that or replace "Lordark hybrid build" with "Cyranule"

[Artyem]

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Cav:
Me
2nd account
3rd account
4th account
5th account
6th account
7th account
8th account
9th account
10th account

1h/shield
 Dracul_Deltah
12th account
13th account
14th account
15th account
16th account
17th account
18th account
20th account

2h
21st account
22nd account
23rd account
24th account
25th account
26th account
27th account
28th account
29th account
30th account

pole
31st account
32nd account
33rd account
34th account
35th account
36th account
37th account
38th account
39th account
40th account

ranged
41st account
42nd account
43rd account
44th account
45th account
46th account
47th account
48th account
49th account
50th account

I think that'd do pretty well.

[Tanken]

Na-Side

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Cav:

1. Huey
2. Tommyhu
3. Maid Amelie Bedilia
4. Hobb
5. Rohypnol
6. Talazar
7. Murchad
8. Edmond
9. Mike n Ike
10. Badplayer

Polearm:

1. Canary
2. Malaclypse
3. Bramd_Unicorns
4. Walt_f4
5. Richierich
6. Rhaelys
7. Froyoyoyo the wrathful hunter of Huey Newton
8. Goretooth
9. Bigsandwich
10. TomTurmoil

1h/shield:

1. Matey
2. Balbaroth
3. San
4. Saulcanner
5. BobtheHero
6. Bale
7. Arowaine
8. Eyebeat
9. BlacknWhite
10. Any Remnant member

2h:

1. Cyranule
2. Kalam
3. Miley
4. Allers
5. Redarrows
6. Suuper3 (when specd)
7. Blondikins
8. Quattro
9. Frodo T Baggins
10. Frugfrug

Ranged:

1. sWalker
2. Desire
3. Keshian
4. Governor
5. Aderyn
6. Miggy
7. Pro_Dildos
8. King_Itchy
9. Godking Partyboy
10. Me

I DESERVE TO BE ON YOUR LIST
But that's okay.

[ArysOakheart]

50 people with +3 old round shields and a 1h goedendag

[Havoco]

50 people with +3 old round shields and a 1h goedendag

Would that with sumpter horse be ok?