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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2012, 10:43:00 am »
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Dave is a rebel.
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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2012, 11:31:41 am »
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Glorious! Thank you Dave
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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2012, 11:32:46 am »
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To be honest, I'm happy he retired, one less crossbow hero on the battlefield :P
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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2012, 01:05:28 pm »
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DaveUKR has uninstalled Warband and has gone back to WoW

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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2012, 01:09:49 pm »
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Dave went 2h hero :lol:.

Also I think he did it because there is a 99% chance for rain when he's in a server. He outwitted chadz' cruel script and went 2h instead!

I think he did it for the title, though. :(
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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2012, 01:28:58 pm »
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[23:01:51] <DaveUKR> i've just decided
[23:01:54] <DaveUKR> that i'm too good for crpg
[23:02:20] <DaveUKR> and gave a chance to playerbase to improve
[23:02:33] <DaveUKR> so when i come back - they player at the same level with me
[23:02:37] <DaveUKR> true stor
[23:02:38] <DaveUKR> y
[23:02:44] <Shik> lol
[23:02:56] <karasu> The scary part is that you actually believe that.
[23:03:01] <karasu> dun dun dun
[23:03:05] <DaveUKR> the scary part is this is true



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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2012, 01:29:56 pm »
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He is actually right. He is too good for this community, always was.

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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2012, 01:42:24 pm »
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Dave is not too good, he is simply the best crossbower in this whole game. Sadly in today's cRPG, you can no longer be "too good". Mounted crossbowmen unaccounted (I know for a fact ROHYPNOL is probably the best HX in cRPG).
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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2012, 02:54:42 pm »
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DaveUKR was preparing for the next battle along with the other mercenaries. Bows were being stringed, blades sharpened, horses brought out from the stables. He felt ready for this. His steel bolts were marked with the names of people, people whose life were going to end this day, with a steel bolt from himself being the last thing they were ever gonna see.

After several hours of preparing, the mercenaries were fired-up and ready to go out on a new raid, maybe their last. Muffin was leading with passion as always. It was finally time, Dave thought to himself, ready for what awaited him. He stepped out of his tent in manly fashion, only to see the clouds group up. RAIN, always that godforsaken rain! A tear ran down Dave's cheek as he saw his crossbow string being weakened by the weather. He had never cried before. This was a sign, he could feel it. He felt the age in his heart, his body getting weaker any minute. It could only mean one thing. Retirement was imminent.


Dave stashed away his most valuable gear in a chest, for his son to pick up later on. DaveUKR, Grandmaster DaveUKR, a legend on the battlefield, was now gone, forever.
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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2012, 03:14:27 pm »
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Good. Now Bagge will follow suit please? You guys are better melee players than ranged anyway
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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2012, 03:21:08 pm »
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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2012, 03:36:18 pm »
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i prefer dave as melee, then you can see him coming!

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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2012, 04:26:04 pm »
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Dave as 2h?


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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2012, 04:34:51 pm »
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i prefer dave as melee, then you can see him coming!

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Re: Dave, is that you? O.o
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2012, 04:38:45 pm »
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you should retired at 35.02 :(