Former my old friends/Bandits/Saracen Thread of Awesomeness, Bad Behaviour and Strategus!

[Reyiz]

arent you a nerd ? why dont you read the balls of the red dragon or something like it ?

[Molly]

If there's a game, I play that!

[Armpit_Sweat]

Great reading for all of you grown up men out there!
 
TL;DR --> it's about ass-hair, so if you have any, make sure to educate yourself! No, it's not me who wrote it, I haven't shaved my ass yet, but i suspected it would turn out this way... The sweating i am used to, but that stubble phase seems to be way too severe.

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[Prpavi]

anyone reading game of thrones first book ?

I'm pretty sure Corwin read the books and also Dekriza and pretty much from what I've heard from them the writer keeps killing people and bringing new ones just to milk the franchise now.

Didn't read it myself, don't read fantasy really.

Tell us how it turns out Reyiz.

[Molly]

Something I didn't know about Herezy:

benkeii: good pony - here have some weed... ermm... wheat...
benkeii: 8)
HEREZY [FR]: erh, oh dare you sire giving weed to a gently french pony!
HEREZY [FR]: how*
benkeii: gentle french pony xD

 

[Herezy92]

Something I didn't know about Herezy:

Quote
benkeii: good pony - here have some weed... ermm... wheat...
benkeii: 8)
HEREZY [FR]: erh, oh dare you sire giving weed to a gently french pony!
HEREZY [FR]: how*
benkeii: gentle french pony xD

THIS, is ALL a lie !

How dare you sir lying like this about noble gentleman like me ?!   
DAS KANN NICHT WAHR SEIN !! NEIN nein NEIN

This is the real and not fixed/corrupted/improved/censored/checked quote :

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20:58 - benkeii: Ô Great Good  God Herezy, you are so awesome & wonderfull. I love you ! Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?! Erhm, i have some weed if you want.
20:58 - benkeii: 8)
20:58 - HEREZY [FR]: erh, how dare you sir giving some weed to a humble french gentleman ?!
20:59 - benkeii: gentle french pony xD
20:59 - HEREZY [FR]: Wtf ? A pony?
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THIS is NOT a lie.
THIS is the real QUOTE.

Nothing to add.


FrenchKiss lads 

[Silicium]

FrenchKiss lads 

[Reyiz]

I'm pretty sure Corwin read the books and also Dekriza and pretty much from what I've heard from them the writer keeps killing people and bringing new ones just to milk the franchise now.

Didn't read it myself, don't read fantasy really.

Tell us how it turns out Reyiz.

the book is more than 800 pages and i read more than 500 but still Boromir is alive i wonder how many books are involved in the tv series ?

besides it is good to see all characters' opinions but bad for not seeing whole fucking/sucking things in the brothels

[Umbra]

anyone reading game of thrones first book ?

I read all the books except the most recent one, one of the best fantasy series out there for sure

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And i did it before it was cool, yolo hipster swag 

[Gnjus]

Reyiz is turning into a real modern fanboy since he got fired from his mortar crew.

[Reyiz]

soon i will turn into a sassy boy

[Boerenlater]

  nothing wrong with that Reyiz

[Umbra]

Guys my gf is out of town and i didnt get any BJ this week, wat do

[Armpit_Sweat]

Guys my gf is out of town and i didnt get any BJ this week, wat do

- ask your mom
- apply peanut butter to genitalia and call out for your pet
- run naked to your neighbors, say snake bit your dick, need to suck out poison urgently
- buy pizza, go to a random house, when they open - ask if they ordered a pizza with an extra sausage. keep winking at them.
- lubricate a vacuum cleaner hose

[Corwin]

I'm pretty sure Corwin read the books and also Dekriza

True.

and pretty much from what I've heard from them the writer keeps killing people and bringing new ones just to milk the franchise now.

this part is bullshit. Just like LotR, I read this series when no one knew about it.