The tall one is awesome:
That makes me moist!
Have you guys noticed, how one takes an opinion of someone who is tall, much more seriously, compared to an opinion of someone who is short?.. Must be biological... Never liked short girls for that reason, they just seem to be straight-up stupid, or if they say something smart, it just feels un-natural, in a comical way - i want to pet them on their head, and say " here, here, such big words for someone so cute! have an ice-cream and dont worry about tall-peoples stuff". Besides, short girls have unattractive body proportions most of the time
Them long, weasel-shaped bodies with short legs... Brr-r-r-rr...