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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2012, 03:00:38 pm »
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Now this is the story all about how 
My life got flipped, turned upside down 
And I'd like to take a minute, just listen to me
I'll tell you how I became the prince of c-R-P-G


In west Calradia, born and raised 
On the landfield where I spent most of my days 
Growing turnips, potatoes, shaving sheep for wool 
And all shooting some crossbow outside of the church-school 
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good 
Started pillage and rape my peaceful neighborhood 
I got in a bloody fight, and on a killing spree
A voice from above said - "Try c-R-P-G" 
 

I whistled for neighbor's horse, and when it came near
Gently whispered "Rebecca" in its cute little ear
My neighbors were screaming “This horse isn’t free!!!” 
But I thought nah, forget it, yo ride to c-R-P-G! 
 

I pulled up to a castle, raised my head to the walls 
And I yelled to defenders "Give it over, you fools!!" 
But while climbing the ladders - took an arrow in the knee, 
Now forever a pig-farming-peasant of c-R-P-G!
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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2012, 04:55:32 pm »
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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2012, 05:04:52 pm »
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Why do 80% of "didn't read" gifs show black people, and another 10% of them are about stormtroopers ?

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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2012, 02:20:46 am »
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Elmuri. Elmuri was elmuri until he swam in waater. Then he became Krokotiili, hunter ffrom river. Then he calmed down and was a Man of Peace. He was forced to fight and tried to avoid killing friendly people. Now elmuri is Krokotiili again, a killer machine.

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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2012, 10:24:49 pm »
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I was born at a young age, my father was a Warrior in the Mad King's army, he spent his time commanding a small army dispatched by the King himself.  After many encounters, my father was finally slain by the then-enemy Knights Templar, lead by Growl.  As I grew out of my young age and progressed deeper into life, I became a page at a nobleman's court. Learning the basics of life, love and the such, I spent a lot of time indoors.  By the time my young adulthood had rolled around, and adolescence left, I was then a squire for the Mad King himself.  I fought by his side until I was old enough to be promoted to a nobleman.  I lead a great army, until one day the Mad King disappeared and left me in charge.  I gathered all of the high-ranking officers and we decided to form a new empire.  We called it the Dragoni of Valahia, we earned ourselves a new name and we got a fresh start in the world.  One day, a group of tyrants broke off from the great empire and formed the Kingdom of Haven, battle after battle ensued.  The final stand off consisted of the final forces of both great empires.  The two clashed, leaving equal casualties on both sides.  The fight lasted for three days, and on the second day Artyem and Truthfullies encountered eachother on the battlefield.  A great duel ensued, lasting what seemed to be an eternity when
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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2012, 10:50:52 pm »
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I was born at a young age, my father was a Warrior in the Mad King's army, he spent his time commanding a small army dispatched by the King himself.  After many encounters, my father was finally slain by the then-enemy Knights Templar, lead by Growl.  As I grew out of my young age and progressed deeper into life, I became a page at a nobleman's court. Learning the basics of life, love and the such, I spent a lot of time indoors.  By the time my young adulthood had rolled around, and adolescence left, I was then a squire for the Mad King himself.  I fought by his side until I was old enough to be promoted to a nobleman.  I lead a great army, until one day the Mad King disappeared and left me in charge.  I gathered all of the high-ranking officers and we decided to form a new empire.  We called it the Dragoni of Valahia, we earned ourselves a new name and we got a fresh start in the world.  One day, a group of tyrants broke off from the great empire and formed the Kingdom of Haven, battle after battle ensued.  The final stand off consisted of the final forces of both great empires.  The two clashed, leaving equal casualties on both sides.  The fight lasted for three days, and on the second day Artyem and Truthfullies encountered eachother on the battlefield.  A great duel ensued, lasting what seemed to be an eternity when
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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2012, 10:53:59 pm »
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If only you knew how much you'll regret not reading this.
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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2012, 10:58:46 pm »
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One day I fell in the staircase and hurt my back, the end.

To whoever not understanding this : my back.

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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2012, 11:01:02 pm »
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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2012, 11:02:49 pm »
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If only you knew how much you'll regret not reading this.
After one line anyone can imagine if it will be funny, if not its a waste of time  :mrgreen:
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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2012, 02:27:35 am »
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After one line anyone can imagine if it will be funny, if not its a waste of time  :mrgreen:
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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2012, 06:49:33 pm »
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Why do 80% of "didn't read" gifs show black people, and another 10% of them are about stormtroopers ?

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Re: Character back stories
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2012, 07:04:42 pm »
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Your avatar is scary.

Therefore, my avatar is the internet.