The best part of this topic was seeing Amatsuka completely shut everybody down with a little maturity, common sense, and honesty.
The second best part was seeing an abundance of trolls come to the defense of the administrators position, while the people with common sense simply scratch their heads and question whether the admins genuinely believe what they are shoveling.
On one side, you've got normal players laughing their asses off reading the chat log, because they know better, while the admins pretend to be extremely offended and traumatized by what they were reading.
Now, I can't be certain whether or not the admins genuinely believe what they are saying or simply just exaggerating, in extremes, to save face for giving me this entirely subjective essay ban one week after I held a few of their own accountable in their feedback threads. Is that a coincidence?
We could try doing some basic math to determine the odds.
Now I've been playing crpg for well over 2.5 years. Let's give the admins a break in their case and say I've only been acting this way for 2 years solid. BTW I used to be A LOT worse than what you read in their cherry picked, no context, chat log.
2 x 52 weeks in a year = 104 weeks.
This subjective ban coming within 1 week of those admin feedback reports = Not even a 1% chance of that being a coincidence.
So are the admins completely full of shit? I don't know, but the numbers aren't looking too good in their favor.
They may have a children of the flies type hierarchy police force set up where they can all back each other up on even the most subjective decisions ever made, but the quantitative math and qualitative universal history of players definitely isn't on their side in terms of objective decision making.
I know it, dozens of other players are smart enough to see it, and the trolls are the ones coming to defend the position of the admins.
Kind of puts it into perspective doesn't it?
Now I think I'll post a few of my favorite lines from this cherry picked chat log that was dug up as homework, by admins, at the behest of their own personal agenda.
1371: 00:40:44 - [Preacher] i didnt lose with ur mom
1392: 00:41:04 - [SpookPalace] yeah cant believe she got second place in teh biggest pussy competition
1760: 00:48:48 - [SpookPalace] i just kicked bob for leechi
1768: 00:48:58 - [Bobthehero_Whals] Screw you sppk
1772: 00:49:00 - [SpookPalace] bob ldont leech son
1775: 00:49:03 - [SpookPalace] leechin is bad
1776: 00:49:04 - [Bobthehero_Whals] I tabbed to read something
1783: 00:49:14 - [SpookPalace] nobody cares what you tabbed to read fifty shades of grey
1786: 00:49:18 - [SpookPalace] save it for bed time
2280: 00:59:01 - [SpookPalace] big words
2281: 00:59:01 - [SoW_Valrion] archer killed big bad spook
2282: 00:59:04 - [SpookPalace] for a carpet bagger
2291: 00:59:19 - [SpookPalace] you couldnt bag groceries
3204: 01:14:20 - [SpookPalace] i seen some bundle of stickss in my day but never ones with such an insatiable thirst for brothers dick
3211: 01:14:29 - [SpookPalace] its like a god damn horror movie
3645: 01:20:53 - [SpookPalace] I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE
3650: 01:20:59 - [SpookPalace] YOUR PARENTS DIDNT WANT YOU
6212: 02:08:54 - [SpookPalace] lol he was probably born with a dozen dicks in his mouth
6217: 02:09:03 - [SpookPalace] doctors never had seen anything like it
6269: 02:10:08 - [SpookPalace] lick deez nuts bundle of sticks
6281: 02:10:21 - [SpookPalace] salt your fuckin glass with deez nuts
6290: 02:10:29 - [SpookPalace] call it a mangarita
6293: 02:10:36 - [SpookPalace] savor the flavor fruit boy (the mangarita line fuckin killed me, completely forgot I wrote that)
21115: 20:15:48 - [SpookPalace] god broke the mold after he made me
21116: 20:15:57 - [Bobthehero_Whals] God is not real
21120: 20:16:04 - [SpookPalace] atheist sperg alert
29031: 23:16:33 - [SpookPalace] GET TO THE FUCKING FLAG RIGHT NOW YOU JOKER BABY DICKED GINGERALE PRODUCING GURGLERS
Definitely not my best material, but it had enough people admittedly laughing their asses off, which is good enough for me.
As for my unban report, it's nearly finished. I will be delivering it sometime this afternoon.