Matey, Please remove your scurvy crew of misfits from my land of Ada Kulun. The putird odor that reeks from your camps is scaring what few good looking clean whores we had left in the territory, and causing them to flee to the snowy lands of the north. I know you're used to going months without knowing the touch of a women but us land dwellers are not anywhere near equipped enouogh mentally to suffer through such a drought. I will summon God's army to preserve the whoring harmony of my village if need be.
