I think I would do the job. What fits me most of the jobs you've listed, is intelligence and charm I throw at everyone around.
The sad thing is that you've not listed modesty, because this is one of my personal feature.
And if you'd like a serious-mature and all this post, here it goes.
There is a lot of Poles on the forums and In Game, so choosing me means a representative of Polish part of community.
My English may not be as fluent as the British people have and use, but I find it really enaugh for most of the speaking I do.
I play c-rpg alot, I browse the forums. You could call me consistent, my friends would agree. Name the thing to be done. I will do my best to accomplish it. My time spent on c-rpg is about 1200 hours, but when the updates came, the time played stopped counting.
I'm open to other people, and trying to tell some intelligent things to those trolling and hating.
However, I guess it's not a competition for the longest post, but I thought that it'd be nice if you'd know something more about me.