Alamaba here. Honey wheat bread. Turkey. Gruyere imported cheese. Mayo, some spicey brown mustard. Put that shit in a panini cooker. In a few minutes you'll have sandwich perfection. Add some boar's head hickory smoked thick sliced bacon to that shit if you don't give a fuck about having a heart attack.
IF ANYONE, ESPECIALLY THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIFE, THINKS THEY CAN MAKE A BETTER SANDWICH THAN ME, I WILL MEET THEM IN THE SANDWICH COOK OFF SERVER