STEP 1. OBTAIN A PIG. THIS ONE WILL DO:
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STEP 2. FIND A STURDY TOILET
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STEP 3. SHOVE THE PIG INTO THE TOILET HEAD-FIRST. HE WILL
NOT FIT. DO THE BEST YOU CAN. WE DO NOT HAVE A GRAPHIC FOR
STEP THREE SO WE PRESENT A MOUSE INSTEAD:
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JUST IMAGINE THE PIG STUCK FACE-FIRST IN THE TOILET. THE
MOUSE IS OF NO MATTER.
STEP 4. FUCK THE PIG IN THE ASS. HIS SHARP TEETH, FIELD OF
VISION AND ABILITY TO FIGHT BACK WILL BE RESTRAINED *AS LONG
AS YOU HAVE STUFFED THE PIG PROPERLY INTO THE TOILET*. FUCK
THAT PIG. YEAH, FUCK IT. JESUS CHRIST THE PIG DOESN'T LIKE
THIS DEAL AT ALL AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET OFF ON BABY. FUCK
THAT LITTLE PIG. MMMMMM YEAH FINISHING MMMM PIG IN TOILET MMM
STEP 5. EVENTUALLY THE PIG WILL DROWN, GET "FUCKED-OUT" AND
COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF OR OTHERWISE CEASE TO CONTINUE
PERFORMING AS FUCKTOY. REPLACE WITH FRESH PIG. SEE STEP 1.